TMI Tuesday: July 31, 2018

It’s the end of the month, don’t let it get away without playing TMI Tuesday!

Tell it to us straight or sexy…

1. One thing that you will never do again?

That would be a very long list because it is never that one thing, but always the one thing leads to another kind of thingamajiggy sequencing I regret.

2. Who knows you the best?

The Bunny Knows

3. Do you think a relationship should be 50/50 all the time?

Nope. 50/50 sounds like terminally half in and half out. I think you need to plunge right in and then pull out to dance around the edges for a bit before taking that sweet deep plunge again.

4. When was your most recent act of kindness? Was it appreciated?

Just one hour ago when I listened attentively to the same story for at least the tenth time while sincerely empathizing. As for appreciation I have found that the giver rarely feels the givee appreciates the gift enough.

5. Are you a good friend? Why or why not?

I am a terrible friend. Out of sight out of mind kind of feller. The only reason I have any friends at all is because when I am there I am there and come running when needed.

6. What is something that you tried really hard to like but just couldn’t?

Cigars.

Bonus: How was your month of July? Did you do anything fun, interesting, new?

I had me a real good time and would certainly enjoy another one if all goes well.

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TMI Tuesday: July 24, 2018

12h ago

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• dating
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• family
• fantasy

How are you doing? Check yourself by playing this TMI Tuesday.

Free yourself. . .

1. What do you need to learn but won’t admit to?

How to zig when I should be zaging

2. If you could erase one event from your life, which one would you choose? Briefly describe the event, tell us why you would erase it.

The moment a 1961 Checker cab and I tried to simultaneously occupy the same space. I would erase it because it hurt. A lot.

3. Who drains your energy, and why do you let it happen?

JennyFoo. Because she is the sweetest person in the world I know while being the person most hell bent on self destruction I have ever met.

4. Do your practice ‘self-love’ or ‘self-loathing’?

 A pinch of each because there is only so much time in each moment.

5. What must you do daily to keep yourself ‘sane’?

Breathe.

Bonus:  Who do you blame?

Ronald Reagan. 

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TMI Tuesday: July 17, 2018

Posted on July 16, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Fun and a bit crazy, that is this week’s TMI Tuesday.

It could happen…

1. If each of your index fingers could spew a liquid for the rest of your life, what liquid(s) would it be.

Rainwater and grain alcohol. My cocktail of choice BTW.

2. If you could talk to everyone in the world for 5 minutes, all at once, what would you say?

I would say, "Why don't ya'll dummy up for five minutes and think before you say something from now on." Then I would enjoy the next four minutes and fifty seven seconds of peace before the endless gibberish resumes.

3. Would you rather not be able to eat for a week OR not be able to _____ for a month?

Easy peasy. I would rather not be able to converse with anyone for a month. See answer to number 2. Now let's eat!

4. What exhilarates you?

Eating.

5. What is the best perk of your job? What is the best perk you have ever had at any job?

Having my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.

Bonus:  Just how naughty are you?

Very naughty. Especially when I had my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.

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Tender Tabernacle

When I am inside you I adore running my fingers through the satiny pages of your flowing folds. Running my fingers along the event horizon where my shaft sleekly splits you wide and melds into making us as one. How your body pulses and vibrates when my finger tip presses my moment where your taint starts and my full immersion leads. As my finger trace back around gathering a glistening sheen unable stop until I have encircled my girth. Perfect placement for my thumb to find the very pinnacle of your tender tabernacle. There to give service and pay homage to that nubbin with an ever gentle rubbing. Your blue eyes become bluer. Your blond hair becomes blonder. Golden strands fall before your face and you sigh, then gasp the sweet sigh of release.

TMI Tuesday: July 10, 2018

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TMI Tuesday: July 10, 2018

Posted on July 9, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Guess what time it is? TMI Tuesday!

Here’s looking at you. . .

1. What is the most marvelous thing you have ever seen?

I lost count when I turned seventeen. But the look on a woman's face when she comes is always a marvel.

2. Are you a starter or a finisher?

I am a finisher, but very judicious about what I start.

3. When did your heart last ‘skip a beat’? Why?

Last time she came all around me, because it was marvelous.

4. What does your perfect day look like?

I'm looking at it right now. Because it is next, and a good day today is better than what might be a perfect day tomorrow.

5. What would you call your autobiography?

He Consumed. He Eliminated. He Reproduced. He Stacked Things On Top Of Other Things. (and he was very happy to have come)

Bonus:  How does it feel to be photographed?

I hate having my soul stolen, so put the cell phone down and walk away.

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TMI Tuesday: July 3, 2018

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Posted on July 2, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Thought-provoking TMI Tuesday blog post here for your enjoyment.

Hello, we’re listening.

1. Picture the child you once were, what did that child do very well?

As a child I was always able to crawl under the radar. Even if it was a newfangled invention back then.

2. What are you really good at now?

I am presently really good at sneaking under the radar. Purely out of necessity since all radar has death rays attached to it these days despite government denials. 

3. Did you ever expect love in return and not get it?

I always try to have no expectations. I made the mistake of having expectations for returned love once. What a chump I am.

4. Who do you need to get in touch with because it has been so long?

Everyone I have not been in touch with has counted off the perfect amount of time. Still counting in all cases until the counting stops. 

5. What are your thoughts on this: “Every woman deserves her special day. I get that. But does it really have to cost so much fucking money? I mean, c’mon. If you’re serious about building a future with a guy, why bankrupt him?”

Every person deserves a special day. If it needs to cost lots of money you may have the wrong person.

Bonus: What is your number one priority?

Being part of the solution, no matter how small that contribution may be.

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Pass Around Joy

1. Packed and Stacked
2. Bev's Flowing Ardor
3. Meanwhile
4. Moke A Joint
5. Nanny Ride
6. Bwana
7. Joy Ride
8. Another Ride

TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

Posted on June 25, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Heyyyy! TMI Tuesday time again.

1. Is your sex life more fantasy or reality?

It is perceptive reality with heaping side orders of frequent fantasy, receptive reverie, and highly dubious deceptive memory.

2. If you could hook-up with a past lover (with no repercussions or regret), who would it be and why? (No need to use real names just briefly describe the person and their relationship to you.)

No thank you. I will leave the past where it is.

3. You can only indulge in one of the following sex acts for the rest of your life, which would you choose to enjoy?

a. oral sex, only giving
b. 69

Mutually assured orgasm-sma-struction.

c. oral sex, only receiving
d. mutual masturbation

4. With each lover do you pay attention to what they want or do you have a repertoire that you stick to when having sex?

The way each lover and I fit together determines the repertoire. No square pegs in round holes. Not that I mind pulling a little sumthin sumthin out of my hat when a little hocus pocus is in order.

5. Do you initiate sex for healthful benefits, e.g., to sleep better or relieve pain?

Yes.

Bonus: Do you understand the clitoris?

They don't call me the clitoris whisperer for nothing. But just like snowflakes no two are the same, so I really haven't a clue. But I shall whisper sweetly at every opportunity.

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TMI Tuesday: June 19, 2018

by TMI Tuesday blog

Hi there! Let’s play TMI Tuesday.

Take a Look at Me Now.

1. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still have that same worry or feel the same about it at this minute?

5 years ago: I was worried I would never feel her slender fingers lift the back of my scrotum as she knelt before me and enveloped me in her ever intriguing mouth.

Now: I worry I will never again feel her slender fingers lift the back of my scrotum as she kneels before me and envelops me in her ever intriguing mouth.

2. Do you have a positive or negative body image? What factors contribute to your self body image?
a. advertisements
b. media and social media
c. comments from others
d. introspection and analysis of self

e. all of the above.

They all give me both the negative and positive body image I have of myself. Since I am a body and not just leasing one; I soak it all in. But I believe the vast majority of the input I receive from all of the above sources; is those sources trying to sell me something.    

3. How confident are you as a person?
a. no confidence at all

On the confidence scale as devised by Sir Sidney Fudd I scored ambivalent.

b. confident around friends and family
c. confident at work, and in my job
d. very confident in my surroundings–work, social settings, with strangers

4. How creative a person are you? Why?
a. not creative
b. average creativity
c. creative in some situations

I am all about  the moment and the present situation.  Aren't we all now.

 d. very creative

5. Do you resent things being uncertain and unpredictable? Why?
a. agree
b. undecided or Don’t Know
c. disagree

I never resent what is. I never lie, and I am always right. Vote For Me. #NotInsane

Bonus: What do you wish you had invented?

A better me. Of course I am still a WIP.

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