TMI Tuesday: July 3, 2018

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Posted on July 2, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Thought-provoking TMI Tuesday blog post here for your enjoyment.

Hello, we’re listening.

1. Picture the child you once were, what did that child do very well?

As a child I was always able to crawl under the radar. Even if it was a newfangled invention back then.

2. What are you really good at now?

I am presently really good at sneaking under the radar. Purely out of necessity since all radar has death rays attached to it these days despite government denials. 

3. Did you ever expect love in return and not get it?

I always try to have no expectations. I made the mistake of having expectations for returned love once. What a chump I am.

4. Who do you need to get in touch with because it has been so long?

Everyone I have not been in touch with has counted off the perfect amount of time. Still counting in all cases until the counting stops. 

5. What are your thoughts on this: “Every woman deserves her special day. I get that. But does it really have to cost so much fucking money? I mean, c’mon. If you’re serious about building a future with a guy, why bankrupt him?”

Every person deserves a special day. If it needs to cost lots of money you may have the wrong person.

Bonus: What is your number one priority?

Being part of the solution, no matter how small that contribution may be.

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TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2016

1d ago

• being
• blog
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• december
• fantasy

Happy TMI Tuesday. You know what to do. . .

Life and Being

1. Why do you live where you live?

Because I feel at home here.

2. Do you want to have your sins forgiven?

Define sin. However I have always tried to treat others with kindness and not do to them what I would not want done to myself. But I have taken requests.

3. Do you believe in heaven and hell?

It's all what you make of it. But I always remember there is a lie in the middle of every thing that we believe.

4. After life, where do you think you will end up?

Somewhere else. Something will happen. Something different. 

5. If you have children, would they say you are the favorite parent? Why do you think this?

I wish nothing but the best for the base fruits of my burning lust. I did the best I could with the tools I had available. What I think is irrelevant. If they think? I did my job. Favorite is just perceptual score keeping. Often flawed. Rarely reliable. Just like the other half of this equation.

6. Has anything ever happened to you that was dramatic, personal or spectacular enough to cause you to be believe in a God?

Many things. But it may not be the who of whom you are thinking. Oh the stories we tell ourselves.

Bonus: What is something you consider to be a great personal success? Why was it so significant?

Letting go. Clutching extra baggage carries unnecessary and exorbitant fees and tolls.

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TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

Posted on December 12, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex is life. Yes, you heard that right here at TMI Tuesday blog.

1. Have you ever tested someone’s love for you? What did you do? Did things turn out as you expected or hoped?

No. But I have placed a few on double secret probation. But then they bake me cookie, blow me, and everything is alright again.

2. Select the answer that best fits your experience. I have dated:
a. all the wrong people
b. romantic companions that were mostly a good fit for me.

c. people that were perfect fits–loves at first sight

Then things usually go downhill quickly from there or I am in for the duration. Anywhere from three to fourteen years. Presently nearing the three year mark.

d. not all that much, I mainly have had a lot of long term relationships

3. Online dating: What is your success rate? What do you consider success?

I went on one online date. I think that is all I need to say about my success rate and satisfaction in that venue.

4. What sexual thing do you do most often that you could commit to doing everyday?

Good bad or indifferent it is always electric so I will go for being with a new woman the first time. (Inappropriate joke follows) I am looking forward to Alzheimer's.

5. What are your thoughts on love and lust?

To often it seems I am in love with one who is in lust or in lust with someone who is in love. Now about that cookie?

Bonus: Are you searching for love or are you searching for attention?

They are so very intertwined so instead of answering I will have to sit here and eat my cookie quickly because you know what's cumming next.

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TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

Posted on August 22, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday. Express yourself.

1. Do you want a divorce or to leave your present romantic relationship?

No. Like all romantic relationships it is a mix of joy, fear, lust, patience, preparing, consuming, consummating, cleaning, worrying, listening, watching, going, and cumming. A divorce would eliminate both the good and the bad in all those shared pursuits.

2. Do you think your relationship needs couples therapy?

We haven't hit any snags that we could not solve with our fingers lips and pleasant frictions and intimacies. I have found her very therapeutic and we are a couple so we are getting plenty of therapy on a more regular basis than I have had for a while. Therapy Schmerapy. That being said if my dear one suggested it I would go quick like a bunny. 

3. If your relationship needs fine-tuning, what would you do to tweak it?

Timing is everything. So if she could allow her orgasms to build longer and if I could cum sooner we might be more synchronous. She comes so fast and furious and often, most times when I am ready to unpack the goods, that it delays me even longer.  So we fuck on and on much to the neighbor's annoyance. 

Now I forget. Why do I want to tweak this. 

Never mind.

4. Is your relationship over or are you just in a bad phase? How long has the bad phase lasted so far?

It is never a bad phase when I am with her. We have our problems, mostly the kind we create for ourselves and inflict on each other, but the universe is a phase shifter so if we don't like this phase just check back in an hour. 

Something will happen. Something different.

5. What kind of relationship do you envision will make you happy?

Why the perfect one of course. Blow jobs on demand and my house in a constant state of order and cleanliness. Batting 500 is good in Major League Relationships, so I am as happy as a pig in fecal material.

6. Are you seeing someone new?

Yes I am. Even though we have been lovers for two years every time we embrace it is new. I have known this sweet person almost all my life. When I hold her it is like holding the college student, the young woman, the married lady, the determined divorcee, the professional insurance professional, the wild punk rock party girl, the horny vixen, the animal lover, and the most generous woman I know all rolled into my arms as the beautiful blond package I adore. Every now with her is new and every now is special.

Bonus: What major regret do you have so far in your life? Is it too late to change it?

I would have opened my eyes and really noticed what was going on all around me every second sooner.

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Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

So my in box shows yet another pitch e-mail from the web site Classmates with the headline. “Pete, How do you remember Pam?”

Immediately I thought , “Sweating and moaning with every thrust of my hips.” Ahhh Sweet Sweet Pammie.

Manhunt

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Man hunt, Seahunt, be hunt, Helen Hunt,see hunt, and Barkevious Mingo

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John Boehner Looks At Fiscal Cliff

John Boehner Looks At Fiscal Cliff, Raises Prospect Of Grand Bargain, Nixes New Taxes:

If Boehner ain't crying, you can sure bet he's lying.

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We need a president who can inspire sacrifice | The Daily Caller

We need a president who can inspire sacrifice | The Daily Caller:

 "Sounds like The Daily Mauler is calling for the return of President Carter. About time conservatives caught on to what he was telling us way back then."

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Let Them Eat Cake

Inside the Fed in 2006: A Coming Crisis, and Banter - Yahoo! Finance:

Just another example in the history of the world where some rich folks were yucking it up because they had their stuff already and could care less about other peoples shit.

They still don't.

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Who's Calling

One advantage of being phone fodder for corporate America in my spare time, is the opportunity to hear different answering machine messages across the country. Here is my favorite so far because it cuts to the chase:

“From my family to yours, we are looking to make some changes in 2009. So leave a message and if we don’t call you back, you are one of those changes.”

Subtle, no blaming, accusation, remorse. Just I don’t like things as they are and it is time to change. I don’t know anything about the history but I love concise thoughts and statements. I hope the person or persons to whom that was directed to got the message.

Just because you own a phone doesn't oblige you to talk with every numb nut that places a call to the number. Now I may be calling because they wanted a job and I was responding to them. But I didn't have to listen to three minutes of their favorite song. Nor did I have to listen to them mumble incoherently or worse yet actually sing their favorite song. Although I have heard some remarkable renditions. But at least I know this person will call back only if they choose to. I like those that take responsibility for their destiny.