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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 15, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 15, 2016



TMI Tuesday posted, during wee hours of the morning.
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1. What shoes would  you like  to fill today?
Back when this movie was made, and my girlfriend of the time not only dressed like this but kind of looked like this; I didn't fill those shoes but often spread those shoes with her feet still in them while they hovered over my back and butt for extended periods of time in her parents basement. Some of the few times my youth was not wasted on the young me. I still do not want to fill those shoes today, but smile broadly from the recollections.

2. What is the next big dollar purchase you are planning to make?

I do not plan to create any more jobs by purchasing any big ticket items for at least the next four years. I vote with my wallet and do not wish to encourage bad voter behavior. I will purchase only what I need . No more. No less.

3. You have $100,000 to spend on friends. How would you spend it?

Rent a Villa in an emerging market country that has low invasion prospects and entertain my house guests lavishly.

4. You have $5,000 to spend on your significant  other. How would  you spend it?

On experiences. Not consumer items. Ladies choice of course which as we know changes early and often. Perhaps a surprise bauble or trinket for good measure.

5. What is your favorite waste of time ?

Watching what is now billed as Televisions New Golden Age. Long term commitment, plot driven, high budget television shows brought to you by people that want to sell you things you don't need, spending money you don't have, to impress people you don't like.
Bonus: Tell us about the most mischievous  thing you did as a kid.

Played "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" with the girl who lived across the street from me. If only I knew how my interest would blossom as she did blossomed only a few years later; I would have acted more impressed.
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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Friday, October 2, 2015

I'm Doomed - 2. Honoré de Balzac

Upon further review, mercury has risen through the roof. Many of my treat types of HTL, HTC, Hot LC are in my blood and I border on the sugar blues.

More Narco Pharmo Mojo is indicated.

But wurst of all (sausage reference intended):

Many unspeakable things have found their was into my balzac. We are not talking Honoré de here.

Plus I have to ask my doctor if I can have nookie.

You would think since she palpitated my Honoré de Balzac doppelganger on our first meeting, asking would be a snap.

But it ain't. 

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

When I find myself looking at a young woman it is not because I have any expectation of bedding her. Often it is because they remind me of bedded or bedded wish list items from years gone by.

Same holds true for checking out women my own age. Except; though still highly unlikely, hope springs almost as eternal as other parts of my nether regions.

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