Petey's Stoopid Thought For The Day

Life is a vacation from being dead.

I shall take that thought and now merrily run through my vacation time with more glee than ever.

Get Out Of Dodge.

Residents, Members Of Media Want Journalists To Leave Newtown:

Hey! Mediapukes! Leave those people alone! We will get all the gruesome facts after law enforcement finishes their investigation. There is no scoop here.

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John Boehner Looks At Fiscal Cliff

John Boehner Looks At Fiscal Cliff, Raises Prospect Of Grand Bargain, Nixes New Taxes:

If Boehner ain't crying, you can sure bet he's lying.

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Fed Announces Aggressive New Stimulus To Combat Unemployment

Fed Announces Aggressive New Stimulus To Combat Unemployment:

CEO's and Bankers are cutting bonus checks for themselves as I type this. If there is anything left they may lend it out after the election. 

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Give Up Pay To Attend 'Mandatory' Romney Rally (AUDIO)

Murray Energy Miners Allege They Had To Give Up Pay To Attend 'Mandatory' Romney Rally (AUDIO):

"Conservatives. Conserving the long tradition of shopping at the company store or else."

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False choice between Affordable Care Act and religious liberty - CSMonitor.com

False choice between Affordable Care Act and religious liberty - CSMonitor.com:

One big reason to get health care out of the 19th Century company store model that it is in today.

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Damn the Documents! Full Denial Ahead.

Romney Invested in Medical-Waste Firm That Disposed of Aborted Fetuses, Government Documents Show | Mother Jones:

From the consistently inconsistent wonderful world of U.S. politics desk.

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Obama Trade Document Leaked, Revealing New Corporate Powers And Broken Campaign Promises

Obama Trade Document Leaked, Revealing New Corporate Powers And Broken Campaign Promises:

Since the last century suborning sovereignty has helped diminish all out military conflict. Just one more example of goose sauce being gander sauce or some other such Myth the Rominee nonsense. We are all global geese and ganders now. We are given the choice to vote for one side or the other of the same coin. This is how consumer greed is good, me first attitude is working for us all.

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Bipartisan deal to reject Simpson-Bowles - The Washington Post

Wonkbook: House reaches bipartisan deal to reject Simpson-Bowles - The Washington Post:

"Whatever it is, I'm against it!" G.M.

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Pizza Boomerang

Pizza Boomerang Ad Goes Way, Way, Beyond Pizza (NSFW VIDEO): "DO NOT ORDER THE PEPPERONI FROM THIS PLACE! Yes I am shouting that."

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Reagan Revolution Results

You reap what you sow.  Thanks Ronnie.

Rick Santorum 'Exorcism'

Rick Santorum-Linked Universal Health Services Facility: Fraud, Assault And Alleged 'Exorcism':

"I love the scene in "The Exorcist" where Regan spews santorum all over the place while her head spins around."

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We Have All Been here Before

The 'Arab spring' and the west: seven lessons from history | Seumas Milne | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk: "It's déjà vu all over again". Berra explained
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