TMI Tuesday: September 11, 2018

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Deja vu TMI Tuesday as these questions were originally posted November 18, 2014.

Fill in the blank

1. When I can’t sleep I take you in my mind .

2. My dream bedroom would be full of your scent .

3. If I could wake up anywhere tomorrow it would be in your arms .

4. I need to hold you at night.

5. Life of never having you would truly be a nightmare.

6. Night time is the right time to lick you senseless.

Bonus: Briefly tell us about your last dream–erotic or not.

I dreamed I was sitting along side some railroad tracks. There was a bunch of us hobos doing hobo things that hobos do while siting alongside railroad tracks. One of the hobos was there with his pet tiger. A train full of cattle started passing by. These cattle were obviously going to slaughter, stuffed in the railroad cars, yet still in the open air cages. Some of the cars had carcasses already in various stages of being butchered. But the train slowed and then came to a stop right next to the tiger and us. The tiger took notice and started nipping at the cow nearest the cage bars. The cow and tiger began to get agitated. One of the train crew came along carrying what appeared to be ribs from a slaughtered cow and proceeded to open up the train car in spite of us hobos yelling not to do that seeing as how there was a tiger in the neighborhood. Well of course the tiger follows the crew member onto the train car full of cattle. Fortunately the train man got out safely but there was no stopping the tiger which began to eviscerate in very graphic detail every single cow in the car. The tiger was gleefully disemboweling a calf when I mercifully woke up.

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TMI Tuesday: August 7, 2018

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TMI Tuesday: August 7, 2018

Posted on August 6, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Greetings & Salutations. Another TMI Tuesday presented today to jump-start your writing, jog your memory, and spur deep thought. It’s tricky…

1. Is falling in love effortless?

Falling in love is easy. Getting up after the fall is hard

2. Is your significant other most like your mom or your dad?

Just like both of them because all three of them are gone, gone, and gone.

3. Which parent do you identify with most?

I would have to say my father because he didn't talk to me much so I know very little about him other than he was always there.

4. What one thing are you lacking that you believe will make your life run smoother?

Who says things running smooth is good. Things running smooth for you only means someone else is taking your lumps for you.

5. Which is sexier: constantly pushing the boundaries or playing by the rules?

Rule #1. There are no rules. Rule #2. See Rule #1. Rule #3. There is no Rule #3.

Bonus: Do you think confessions make a relationship stronger?

Only if you've been caught. But try like hell not to do anything you feel the need to confess.

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TMI Tuesday: July 31, 2018

It’s the end of the month, don’t let it get away without playing TMI Tuesday!

Tell it to us straight or sexy…

1. One thing that you will never do again?

That would be a very long list because it is never that one thing, but always the one thing leads to another kind of thingamajiggy sequencing I regret.

2. Who knows you the best?

The Bunny Knows

3. Do you think a relationship should be 50/50 all the time?

Nope. 50/50 sounds like terminally half in and half out. I think you need to plunge right in and then pull out to dance around the edges for a bit before taking that sweet deep plunge again.

4. When was your most recent act of kindness? Was it appreciated?

Just one hour ago when I listened attentively to the same story for at least the tenth time while sincerely empathizing. As for appreciation I have found that the giver rarely feels the givee appreciates the gift enough.

5. Are you a good friend? Why or why not?

I am a terrible friend. Out of sight out of mind kind of feller. The only reason I have any friends at all is because when I am there I am there and come running when needed.

6. What is something that you tried really hard to like but just couldn’t?

Cigars.

Bonus: How was your month of July? Did you do anything fun, interesting, new?

I had me a real good time and would certainly enjoy another one if all goes well.

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TMI Tuesday: July 24, 2018

12h ago

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How are you doing? Check yourself by playing this TMI Tuesday.

Free yourself. . .

1. What do you need to learn but won’t admit to?

How to zig when I should be zaging

2. If you could erase one event from your life, which one would you choose? Briefly describe the event, tell us why you would erase it.

The moment a 1961 Checker cab and I tried to simultaneously occupy the same space. I would erase it because it hurt. A lot.

3. Who drains your energy, and why do you let it happen?

JennyFoo. Because she is the sweetest person in the world I know while being the person most hell bent on self destruction I have ever met.

4. Do your practice ‘self-love’ or ‘self-loathing’?

 A pinch of each because there is only so much time in each moment.

5. What must you do daily to keep yourself ‘sane’?

Breathe.

Bonus:  Who do you blame?

Ronald Reagan. 

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TMI Tuesday: July 17, 2018

Posted on July 16, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Fun and a bit crazy, that is this week’s TMI Tuesday.

It could happen…

1. If each of your index fingers could spew a liquid for the rest of your life, what liquid(s) would it be.

Rainwater and grain alcohol. My cocktail of choice BTW.

2. If you could talk to everyone in the world for 5 minutes, all at once, what would you say?

I would say, "Why don't ya'll dummy up for five minutes and think before you say something from now on." Then I would enjoy the next four minutes and fifty seven seconds of peace before the endless gibberish resumes.

3. Would you rather not be able to eat for a week OR not be able to _____ for a month?

Easy peasy. I would rather not be able to converse with anyone for a month. See answer to number 2. Now let's eat!

4. What exhilarates you?

Eating.

5. What is the best perk of your job? What is the best perk you have ever had at any job?

Having my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.

Bonus:  Just how naughty are you?

Very naughty. Especially when I had my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.

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Tender Tabernacle

When I am inside you I adore running my fingers through the satiny pages of your flowing folds. Running my fingers along the event horizon where my shaft sleekly splits you wide and melds into making us as one. How your body pulses and vibrates when my finger tip presses my moment where your taint starts and my full immersion leads. As my finger trace back around gathering a glistening sheen unable stop until I have encircled my girth. Perfect placement for my thumb to find the very pinnacle of your tender tabernacle. There to give service and pay homage to that nubbin with an ever gentle rubbing. Your blue eyes become bluer. Your blond hair becomes blonder. Golden strands fall before your face and you sigh, then gasp the sweet sigh of release.

TMI Tuesday: July 10, 2018

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TMI Tuesday: July 10, 2018

Posted on July 9, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Guess what time it is? TMI Tuesday!

Here’s looking at you. . .

1. What is the most marvelous thing you have ever seen?

I lost count when I turned seventeen. But the look on a woman's face when she comes is always a marvel.

2. Are you a starter or a finisher?

I am a finisher, but very judicious about what I start.

3. When did your heart last ‘skip a beat’? Why?

Last time she came all around me, because it was marvelous.

4. What does your perfect day look like?

I'm looking at it right now. Because it is next, and a good day today is better than what might be a perfect day tomorrow.

5. What would you call your autobiography?

He Consumed. He Eliminated. He Reproduced. He Stacked Things On Top Of Other Things. (and he was very happy to have come)

Bonus:  How does it feel to be photographed?

I hate having my soul stolen, so put the cell phone down and walk away.

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Pass Around Joy

1. Packed and Stacked
2. Bev's Flowing Ardor
3. Meanwhile
4. Moke A Joint
5. Nanny Ride
6. Bwana
7. Joy Ride
8. Another Ride

TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

Posted on June 25, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Heyyyy! TMI Tuesday time again.

1. Is your sex life more fantasy or reality?

It is perceptive reality with heaping side orders of frequent fantasy, receptive reverie, and highly dubious deceptive memory.

2. If you could hook-up with a past lover (with no repercussions or regret), who would it be and why? (No need to use real names just briefly describe the person and their relationship to you.)

No thank you. I will leave the past where it is.

3. You can only indulge in one of the following sex acts for the rest of your life, which would you choose to enjoy?

a. oral sex, only giving
b. 69

Mutually assured orgasm-sma-struction.

c. oral sex, only receiving
d. mutual masturbation

4. With each lover do you pay attention to what they want or do you have a repertoire that you stick to when having sex?

The way each lover and I fit together determines the repertoire. No square pegs in round holes. Not that I mind pulling a little sumthin sumthin out of my hat when a little hocus pocus is in order.

5. Do you initiate sex for healthful benefits, e.g., to sleep better or relieve pain?

Yes.

Bonus: Do you understand the clitoris?

They don't call me the clitoris whisperer for nothing. But just like snowflakes no two are the same, so I really haven't a clue. But I shall whisper sweetly at every opportunity.

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