Showing posts with label lust. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lust. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

TMI Tuesday: September 18, 2018

Welcome to sexy fun and playfulness at TMI Tuesday.

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1. Which animal listed below represents your true sexual self?
a. Chipmunk – cute and cuddly

b. Monkey – all about being mischievousness. I think we are all monkeys on this bus

c. Tiger – I’ve earned my stripes
2. Your partner is in the mood for sexy fun and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.

b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see… Or just have a 68 session. You do me and I'll owe you one.

c. That would never happen!
3. Which of these sexual descriptive labels closely matches you?
a. Dominant
b. Submissive
c. Top
d. Bottom

e. Switch. Definitely a ripple on the upside down lake of the void sort.

f. Kinkster
4. Would you rather have your enemy eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake getting swallowed up by earth?
Well since sharks need to eat at least some good would come from the demise of my protagonist.
5. For the next year, would you rather be dressed like a mime every day OR look normal but not be allowed to talk?
Normal? I have nothing to say about that concept. I'll get back to you on that this time next year.
Bonus: What’s the most beautiful word in the world?
Antidisestablishmentarianism or Oops. Love em both
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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 14, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 14, 2018

It’s time for another fascinating TMI Tuesday.
1. ​You can only keep 3 things: (pick and explain your choices)
Coffee

Jewelry
Books
These are the only two things you can keep. One useful. One not. The other items on this list are all consumables and will be used up over time.  
Chocolate
Wine or Beer

Netflix

So I can finish watching "The Almighty Johnsons"

Tacos
2. If your job gave you a surprise 3-day paid break, what would you do with those three days?
Fritter them away drinking and whoring 
3. Have you ever had a threesome? What was the configuration?
Treble. Simply treble. Configuration was complicated as any time a crowd is involved.
4. In a threesome, do you like to be the star attraction or a bit player/personal  assistant?
That is the thing about the treble clef. You have to be prepared for the sharps and the flats
5. Would you have another  threesome?
Highly unlikely.
Bonus:  Rate your last  threesome on a scale of 1-5, 5 being fantastic.
Treble. Simply treble. Seemed like a good idea at the time but the ripple cast over the upside down lake of the void always goes to where the mirror meets the sky.
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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

TMI Tuesday: July 17, 2018


Fun and a bit crazy, that is this week’s TMI Tuesday.

It could happen…

1. If each of your index fingers could spew a liquid for the rest of your life, what liquid(s) would it be.
Rainwater and grain alcohol. My cocktail of choice BTW.
2. If you could talk to everyone in the world for 5 minutes, all at once, what would you say?
I would say, "Why don't ya'll dummy up for five minutes and think before you say something from now on." Then I would enjoy the next four minutes and fifty seven seconds of peace before the endless gibberish resumes.
3. Would you rather not be able to eat for a week OR not be able to _____ for a month?
Easy peasy. I would rather not be able to converse with anyone for a month. See answer to number 2. Now let's eat!
4. What exhilarates you?
Eating.
5. What is the best perk of your job? What is the best perk you have ever had at any job?
Having my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.
Bonus:  Just how naughty are you?
Very naughty. Especially when I had my own office with a big comfy couch and a door that locked.
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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

TMI Tuesday: June 12, 2018

What do ice-cream and sex have in common? We discuss both this TMI Tuesday, that’s what.

1. If you were an ice-cream flavor, what would you be and why?


Vanilla Berry Swirl; because I l always savor slipping my vanilla bean into a sweet juicy succulent bursting berry and swirling it over under sideways down and around and around until together we churn out something sweet.

2. What are the best sexy skills you bring to a sexual relationship?

My filthy super smooth super smutty super sexy boom boom boomski bedroom talk.
3. What is the single largest problem causing you angst in your romantic relationship (current or most recent relationship)?

Health issues.
4. What is the best part about being in a relationship with you?

Me knowing when not to use mfilthy super smooth super smutty super sexy boom boom boomski bedroom talk.
5. What is the biggest misconception that people have about you?

They don't recognize what a googly eyed romantic I am because I tend to keep that to myself
Bonus:  When you look at old photos of yourself, do you like what you see?

My clueless self looking back at me.
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Thursday, May 24, 2018

Vivid Dreams

So I was prescribed Montelukast which has a reported side effect of vivid dreams. 

Lately I dreamt I was getting blow jobs from all the female cast members of SNL and last night that I was driving a NASCAR through a combo platter of animal research lab and football locker room. My job was to lock up when I was done and I was running late. Talk about pressure. 

Thanks Doc. 


Can't wait to sleep tonight. I wonder where I will go?

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

Sex is life. Yes, you heard that right here at TMI Tuesday blog.
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1. Have you ever tested someone’s love for you? What did you do? Did things turn out as you expected or hoped?
No. But I have placed a few on double secret probation. But then they bake me cookie, blow me, and everything is alright again.
2. Select the answer that best fits your experience. I have dated:
a. all the wrong people
b. romantic companions that were mostly a good fit for me.

c. people that were perfect fits–loves at first sight
Then things usually go downhill quickly from there or I am in for the duration. Anywhere from three to fourteen years. Presently nearing the three year mark.

d. not all that much, I mainly have had a lot of long term relationships
3. Online dating: What is your success rate? What do you consider success?
I went on one online date. I think that is all I need to say about my success rate and satisfaction in that venue.
4. What sexual thing do you do most often that you could commit to doing everyday?
Good bad or indifferent it is always electric so I will go for being with a new woman the first time. (Inappropriate joke follows) I am looking forward to Alzheimer's.
5. What are your thoughts on love and lust?
To often it seems I am in love with one who is in lust or in lust with someone who is in love. Now about that cookie?
Bonus: Are you searching for love or are you searching for attention?
They are so very intertwined so instead of answering I will have to sit here and eat my cookie quickly because you know what's cumming next.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

TMI TuesdayHere we go!

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1. What would you do to leave a great impression with a person on your first date?
Listen and then respond in a rational manner. Speak when apropos and then listen some more.
2. Do you usually follow your heart or your head?
I am a googly eyed romantic from way back. So what do you think? Listening now.
3. If your significant other told you to jump off a tall cliff and told you that you’ll land safely because there’s a net you can’t see yet, would you blindly trust your s.o. and jump?
I'm hoping that is a metaphorical question and not literal. Even though I have a firm grasp of comedy being the opposite of gravity, gravity does always win. Can I drop my challenging S.O. first and listen for the bounce?
4. How do you support your significant other?
I listen. Especially when she cums. She makes so many delicious sounds.
5. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel loved?
When physical touch is initiated. No need to listen the tripe I talk about.
6. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel respected?
A nice slow full frontal kneel down loving blowjob with lots of slurping, gurgling, and gagging for me to listen to. I really respect that.
7. Can you have emotional intimacy without physical intimacy? Explain.
Why yes I can. But physical proximity is a necessary ingredient, because listening is always enhanced by eye contact. Blowjobs are too.
Bonus:  In 2016, what was your most conflicted emotional moment?
Riding public transportation at 1 am New Years Day after spending New Years Eve with a very sick S.O. Listening to the sounds of drunken revelers as well as the sound of my heart breaking over the clack and hum of a subway car was sobering
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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 15, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 15, 2016



TMI Tuesday posted, during wee hours of the morning.
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1. What shoes would  you like  to fill today?
Back when this movie was made, and my girlfriend of the time not only dressed like this but kind of looked like this; I didn't fill those shoes but often spread those shoes with her feet still in them while they hovered over my back and butt for extended periods of time in her parents basement. Some of the few times my youth was not wasted on the young me. I still do not want to fill those shoes today, but smile broadly from the recollections.

2. What is the next big dollar purchase you are planning to make?

I do not plan to create any more jobs by purchasing any big ticket items for at least the next four years. I vote with my wallet and do not wish to encourage bad voter behavior. I will purchase only what I need . No more. No less.

3. You have $100,000 to spend on friends. How would you spend it?

Rent a Villa in an emerging market country that has low invasion prospects and entertain my house guests lavishly.

4. You have $5,000 to spend on your significant  other. How would  you spend it?

On experiences. Not consumer items. Ladies choice of course which as we know changes early and often. Perhaps a surprise bauble or trinket for good measure.

5. What is your favorite waste of time ?

Watching what is now billed as Televisions New Golden Age. Long term commitment, plot driven, high budget television shows brought to you by people that want to sell you things you don't need, spending money you don't have, to impress people you don't like.
Bonus: Tell us about the most mischievous  thing you did as a kid.

Played "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" with the girl who lived across the street from me. If only I knew how my interest would blossom as she did blossomed only a few years later; I would have acted more impressed.
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