TMI Tuesday: June 12, 2018

Posted on June 11, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

What do ice-cream and sex have in common? We discuss both this TMI Tuesday, that’s what.

1. If you were an ice-cream flavor, what would you be and why?

Vanilla Berry Swirl; because I l always savor slipping my vanilla bean into a sweet juicy succulent bursting berry and swirling it over under sideways down and around and around until together we churn out something sweet.

2. What are the best sexy skills you bring to a sexual relationship?

My filthy super smooth super smutty super sexy boom boom boomski bedroom talk.

3. What is the single largest problem causing you angst in your romantic relationship (current or most recent relationship)?

Health issues.

4. What is the best part about being in a relationship with you?

Me knowing when not to use my filthy super smooth super smutty super sexy boom boom boomski bedroom talk.

5. What is the biggest misconception that people have about you?

They don't recognize what a googly eyed romantic I am because I tend to keep that to myself

Bonus:  When you look at old photos of yourself, do you like what you see?

My clueless self looking back at me.

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Highly Unlikely

JoJo was the unlikely, as well as the very likely tail end of Tails from Slammies. First impressions are quite often highly skewed and incorrect except for when they are not. For the type of woman you would never peg for a geezer groupie, baby girl resplendent in daddy issues, or grandmother; this tight bodied, tatted up, ageless energetic goofball beauty was a force of nature.


Through the long unfolding of Tails of Slammies, spanning the three sisters of legend: Cathy, Janine, and Peggy, through the incidental drive-by Sindy, JoJo was apropos punctuation.

Vegan Adventures

One minute I'm having a cold brew at Slammies.

Next thing I know I am in JoJo the bartenders bed.

She is stuffing the business end of a Cauliflower floret with an asparagus spear chaser up my rear.

I didn't know she was a vegan.

Just another early 21st century night.

TMI Tuesday: June 5, 2018

Posted on June 4, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Hi. How are you? Are you going to play TMI Tuesday?

What kind of person are you?

1. Are you addicted to any social media (twitter, instagram, snapchat, etc.)?

Addicted is too strong a word. I love being online, over sharing, cathartic smut tales, and all the beauty that is shared.  So I view it as a life enhancement. When I no longer feel that way I will sign off. Good night and good luck.

2. You know a secret about someone. What do you do with that information?
a. I keep it to yourself

I can dummy up with the best of them.

b. I tell my best friend
c. I wait until they hurt me and use it as ammunition
d. I tell everyone I can, I don’t mean to, I just cannot keep a secret

3. You see someone breaking the rules at work, what do you do?
a. Pretend not to see what is going on
b. Inform upper management
c. Advise the co-worker that their actions are frowned upon and can lead to job loss
d. Tell everyone else in the office what you saw

e. Totally depends on the rule that is broken. Some employers make rules for       the same reason a dog licks itself. Because they can.

4. A friend has a new hairstyle that is un-becoming, and not really age-appropriate on them. They ask you how they look. What is your reply?
a. You look just fine.
b. You look much better this way.
c. OMG, you look a bit ridiculous.
d. *Silence*

e. "What do you think?" After all unbecoming is a highly subjective opinion.

5. How helpful are you at home?
a. I come home and immediately veg out on the couch/bed.
b. I cook and clean a few times a week.
c. I am extremely helpful.

If I see it and it needs to be done I do it. Of course that too can be very subjective and a matter of opinion. Now just lay back. That sweet oyster's not going to eat itself.

d. I do what I am asked and nothing more.

Bonus: In your opinion, what is the best city in the world? Why?

French Lick. Because it is fun to say, request, and do.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Expectations

Whenever I feel others are not living up to my expectations,

I immediately review my expectations to see if they are still applicable.

Binaries

Either

You are dead

Or 

You are not dead

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Brings to mind one of my favorite Oscar Wilde quotes: 

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." 

Vivid Dreams

So I was prescribed Montelukast which has a reported side effect of vivid dreams. 

Lately I dreamt I was getting blow jobs from all the female cast members of SNL and last night that I was driving a NASCAR through a combo platter of animal research lab and football locker room. My job was to lock up when I was done and I was running late. Talk about pressure. 

Thanks Doc. 


Can't wait to sleep tonight. I wonder where I will go?