What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify

What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify:


These things gather from the internet like dust bunnies under the bed. Except some of these bunnies bite. Remember  The bunny nose.


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Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

They say the knees are the first to go. But after doing double duty on my one intact leg for thirty three years this knee not only went, but it took the silverware and the plasma TV with it.

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania:

Paranoia, the only real job creator. At least it gave Albanian construction workers work during the cold war era.

Now go and be scared of something so we can sell you something that we have convinced you will keep you safe. Cha Ching $$$$$.

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Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast

Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast:

Many things are just the luck of the draw. Genes, wealth, right place right time, and wrong place wrong time.  But who could make money telling you how to live and what you are doing wrong if we all subscribed to that. At best we can just improve our odds if we are lucky enough to follow the right advice for us at the right time for us. Still a crap shoot though.

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Terrible Trebles Indeed

I don't know , I was really young at the time. But it seems to me...

 

50 Years Ago: The World in 1963

 

1 x 3 x 3 = 9  3 x 2 = 6 / 2 = 3

Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs:

Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs: The Most Terrifying Drone Video Yet - The Atlantic

Paid for by the tax payer, ostensibly to protect the tax payer, eventually turned loose on the tax payer to protect the landed gentry from the tax payer.

So has it been. So shall it ever be.

It's About Time

Mitch McConnell On Obama Inauguration Speech: 'The Era Of Liberalism Is Back':

We have suffered the consequences of Ronald Reagan and his ilk long enough. The Reagan /Bush's credit card bills have come due and only "We" the people can pay them off and right the ship of state. So stop your Mitching and get out of the way



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All Aboard

Leigh Steinberg: A Sucker Is Born:

First this guy was fodder for the college football cash machine and now the news media is giving him a ride on their gravy train. .Who will try to make money off of him next

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Begin the terrible trebles

My terrible trebles began here. This is an informative look back to the things I remeber at the age of seven. 7 - 4 = 3

1963 at 50: A year's tumult echoes still

When did humans realize sex makes babies:

When did humans realize sex makes babies: Evolution of reproductive consciousness of the cause of pregnancy. - Slate Magazine:

 Even more important , how did humans figure out how to have sex in the first place without internet porn?

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What do you think you are doing reading a book.

Brilliant book cover design for Orwell's 1984:
A new series of George Orwell's books are being published by Penguin and this is the cover for 1984:



Cover design by David Pearson...more covers from the same series here. (via @torrez)
Tags: 1984   books   David Pearson   design   George Orwell

The Joy of the Purposeless Life

Toni Emerson: The Joy of the Purposeless Life:

I thought it said Life's Porpoises.

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The Mitch is Back

Mitch McConnell On Future Debt Deals: 'The Tax Issue Is Finished' (VIDEO):

The face of the problem exposed for all to see. We have seen the enemy and he is a Mitch


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The Trouble With Treble

With the coming year being designated 2013 CE I will spend it to reflect on years with digits ending in the terrible treble.

 

Three Cheers For Me

Get Out Of Dodge.

Residents, Members Of Media Want Journalists To Leave Newtown:

Hey! Mediapukes! Leave those people alone! We will get all the gruesome facts after law enforcement finishes their investigation. There is no scoop here.

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John Boehner Looks At Fiscal Cliff

John Boehner Looks At Fiscal Cliff, Raises Prospect Of Grand Bargain, Nixes New Taxes:

If Boehner ain't crying, you can sure bet he's lying.

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FactCheck.org : Dubious Denver Debate Declarations

FactCheck.org : Dubious Denver Debate Declarations:

What lies behind debate claims. The goose and gander sauce was flowing.

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FactCheck.org : GM’s Government Sales

FactCheck.org : GM’s Government Sales:

Facts. Facts. We don't have no facts. We don't need no stinkin' facts.

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Fed Announces Aggressive New Stimulus To Combat Unemployment

Fed Announces Aggressive New Stimulus To Combat Unemployment:

CEO's and Bankers are cutting bonus checks for themselves as I type this. If there is anything left they may lend it out after the election. 

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Bill Clinton DNC Speech Commands Spotlight On Wednesday Night

Bill Clinton DNC Speech Commands Spotlight On Wednesday Night:

Arithmetic. Double down on trickle down = Myth the Rominee

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Give Up Pay To Attend 'Mandatory' Romney Rally (AUDIO)

Murray Energy Miners Allege They Had To Give Up Pay To Attend 'Mandatory' Romney Rally (AUDIO):

"Conservatives. Conserving the long tradition of shopping at the company store or else."

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False choice between Affordable Care Act and religious liberty - CSMonitor.com

False choice between Affordable Care Act and religious liberty - CSMonitor.com:

One big reason to get health care out of the 19th Century company store model that it is in today.

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Damn the Documents! Full Denial Ahead.

Romney Invested in Medical-Waste Firm That Disposed of Aborted Fetuses, Government Documents Show | Mother Jones:

From the consistently inconsistent wonderful world of U.S. politics desk.

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We need a president who can inspire sacrifice | The Daily Caller

We need a president who can inspire sacrifice | The Daily Caller:

 "Sounds like The Daily Mauler is calling for the return of President Carter. About time conservatives caught on to what he was telling us way back then."

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Obama Trade Document Leaked, Revealing New Corporate Powers And Broken Campaign Promises

Obama Trade Document Leaked, Revealing New Corporate Powers And Broken Campaign Promises:

Since the last century suborning sovereignty has helped diminish all out military conflict. Just one more example of goose sauce being gander sauce or some other such Myth the Rominee nonsense. We are all global geese and ganders now. We are given the choice to vote for one side or the other of the same coin. This is how consumer greed is good, me first attitude is working for us all.

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Rick Scott: Florida Suing Federal Government Over Voter Purge

Rick Scott: Florida Suing Federal Government Over Voter Purge:

Just like Florida to want state autonomy until they make a mess and then ignore their state judiciary and let SCOTUS  decide who is to be POTUS. I see a 2000 replay heading our way.

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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

Napoleon

Too Hot for TED: Income Inequality

Too Hot for TED: Income Inequality - Jim Tankersley - NationalJournal.com:

Only consumers create jobs. The rest is puffery and self aggrandizement to facilitate a swindle. End of story.

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7 ancient tips to good behavior, straight from the sage Erasmus

7 ancient tips to good behavior, straight from the sage Erasmus - CSMonitor.com:

Erasmus obviously didn't live in a full tilt competitive capitalist society. A much kinder and gentler time.

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Bipartisan deal to reject Simpson-Bowles - The Washington Post

Wonkbook: House reaches bipartisan deal to reject Simpson-Bowles - The Washington Post:

"Whatever it is, I'm against it!" G.M.

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Fox News Promotes Shock Therapy

Study shows how electrotherapy may treat depression | Fox News:

Only known treatment after watching their depressing broadcasts.

From the use headline without really reading the article desk.

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Spreading V.D. bliss wherever I can today.

Balloon Juice » Our Productivity Problem: US Workers Won’t Be Treated Like Zoo Animals

Balloon Juice » Our Productivity Problem: US Workers Won’t Be Treated Like Zoo Animals:

As Henry Ford knew, you still need people who can buy the stuff you are making. Without consumers their is no need to build stuff no matter how inexpensively you make it, and you can only pay people so much in a society to sell and customer service each other when none of them produce anything.

We really need to re-eVALUEate. There I typed in with the full knowledge that life is to short to sweat the spelling.

Knowing what will happen when those millions of Chinese workers are replaced by machines know the shit storm that follows has no app to solve that.

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If I Could Talk To The Animals

Foxconn Chief Equates Employees To Animals | TechCrunch:

Sounds like a comment made in a debate between Republican presidential wannabes. Only the English to English translation excuse is lost.

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Let Them Eat Cake

Inside the Fed in 2006: A Coming Crisis, and Banter - Yahoo! Finance:

Just another example in the history of the world where some rich folks were yucking it up because they had their stuff already and could care less about other peoples shit.

They still don't.

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Pizza Boomerang

Pizza Boomerang Ad Goes Way, Way, Beyond Pizza (NSFW VIDEO): "DO NOT ORDER THE PEPPERONI FROM THIS PLACE! Yes I am shouting that."

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Reagan Revolution Results

You reap what you sow.  Thanks Ronnie.

Heidi Klum's Massively Flared Jeans (PHOTO, POLL)

Heidi Klum's Massively Flared Jeans (PHOTO, POLL):

From the baseless rumor and innuendo desk: Heidi is merely hiding her now hideously swollen calves after a freak plastic surgery misadventu­re.

The misinforma­tion always starts with me.

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Rick Santorum 'Exorcism'

Rick Santorum-Linked Universal Health Services Facility: Fraud, Assault And Alleged 'Exorcism':

"I love the scene in "The Exorcist" where Regan spews santorum all over the place while her head spins around."

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Greed Is Good

New report chronicles misconduct within CPS - chicagotribune.com:

It is good to see public employees thinking like the private sector. No need to privatize if educators can learn to think like greedy CEO's

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Some think it's Candy, But it's snot.

Dissecting Snot - The Dish | By Andrew Sullivan - The Daily Beast:

Found this to read after viewing the following site.

7-sites you should be wasting time on.

I really have to get moving today.

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2012 will be different.