TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

Posted on December 12, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex is life. Yes, you heard that right here at TMI Tuesday blog.

1. Have you ever tested someone’s love for you? What did you do? Did things turn out as you expected or hoped?

No. But I have placed a few on double secret probation. But then they bake me cookie, blow me, and everything is alright again.

2. Select the answer that best fits your experience. I have dated:
a. all the wrong people
b. romantic companions that were mostly a good fit for me.

c. people that were perfect fits–loves at first sight

Then things usually go downhill quickly from there or I am in for the duration. Anywhere from three to fourteen years. Presently nearing the three year mark.

d. not all that much, I mainly have had a lot of long term relationships

3. Online dating: What is your success rate? What do you consider success?

I went on one online date. I think that is all I need to say about my success rate and satisfaction in that venue.

4. What sexual thing do you do most often that you could commit to doing everyday?

Good bad or indifferent it is always electric so I will go for being with a new woman the first time. (Inappropriate joke follows) I am looking forward to Alzheimer's.

5. What are your thoughts on love and lust?

To often it seems I am in love with one who is in lust or in lust with someone who is in love. Now about that cookie?

Bonus: Are you searching for love or are you searching for attention?

They are so very intertwined so instead of answering I will have to sit here and eat my cookie quickly because you know what's cumming next.

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TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2016

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• 2016
• blog
• bond
• Christmas
• confess

This time of year is full of family and reflection. Let’s carry that on through to TMI Tuesday, shall we?

Family & Reflection

1. What story does your family always tell about you?

While I was driving in heavy traffic in the family mini van ex wife pulled sun visor down in front of my eyes because the sun was in hers. "What. Am I supposed to use the force to drive?" I asked. The peanut gallery in the back thought it was hilarious. The ex didn't.

2. At what age did you become an adult?

Not yet.

3. What is the most embarrassing thing you know about your parents?

I was my fathers fiftieth birthday present from my forty year old mother. Boy were they ever surprised. I think that was the last time they did that.

4. This year, what is the mot important life lesson you’ve learned?

With all the hours spent dumbing down advertising to the lowest possible denominator for the American public, we clearly did not spend enough time.

5. Describe your childhood self in 5 words. Were you happy?

Very silly solitary Commander Cody. I was as happy as any one could be with imaginary rockets strapped on my back and a bullet shaped helmet on my head.

6. Who in your family has been kindest to you?

My sister.

Bonus:  Who are you closest to or trust the most– a friend or family member?

The force. It's always with me.

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TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

Posted on November 28, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday. Here we go!

love emotion trust

1. What would you do to leave a great impression with a person on your first date?

Listen and then respond in a rational manner. Speak when apropos and then listen some more.

2. Do you usually follow your heart or your head?

I am a googly eyed romantic from way back. So what do you think? Listening now.

3. If your significant other told you to jump off a tall cliff and told you that you’ll land safely because there’s a net you can’t see yet, would you blindly trust your s.o. and jump?

I'm hoping that is a metaphorical question and not literal. Even though I have a firm grasp of comedy being the opposite of gravity, gravity does always win. Can I drop my challenging S.O. first and listen for the bounce?

4. How do you support your significant other?

I listen. Especially when she cums. She makes so many delicious sounds.

5. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel loved?

When physical touch is initiated. No need to listen the tripe I talk about.

6. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel respected?

A nice slow full frontal kneel down loving blowjob with lots of slurping, gurgling, and gagging for me to listen to. I really respect that.

7. Can you have emotional intimacy without physical intimacy? Explain.

Why yes I can. But physical proximity is a necessary ingredient, because listening is always enhanced by eye contact. Blowjobs are too.

Bonus:  In 2016, what was your most conflicted emotional moment?

Riding public transportation at 1 am New Years Day after spending New Years Eve with a very sick S.O. Listening to the sounds of drunken revelers as well as the sound of my heart breaking over the clack and hum of a subway car was sobering. 

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