TMI Tuesday: October 18, 2016

TMI Tuesday: October 18, 2016

Posted on October 17, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Hello world! Guess what we are talking about this week at TMI Tuesday?

1. Good sex can be something I will be secretly smiling about for years to come at the most inappropriate times imaginable.

2. Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about you in a very flimsy white jumpsuit with nothing else beneath, it's buttons open to your navel, a parachute, and my little Burro Pepe .

3. Being present and accounted for is all about putting pleasure back into sex.

4. Excessive use of pornography can distort expectations of what sex in real life should or could be like.

a. True: If what you want is what politicians , business men (and women), corporations, and advertisers are selling you; might as well jump in bed with what the pornographers are selling as well.

b. False: Very desirable and aesthetically pleasing people with physical forms you may or may not ever share a bed, desk, couch, or pasture with giving you erotic inspirations to share with your beloved ones when appropriate; only furthers a mentoring model for fulfilling our secret desires.

Care to expound?  Clearly define "excessive" for you and your intended partner. Once clarified step right up.

5.Your willingness to communicate verbally as well as physically boosts my sexual performance. The look on your face when you cum loud and long boosts my sexual enjoyment.

Bonus:  What is the last way that you experienced sexual pleasure? Although it was in the missionary position I worked you long, deep, and hard enough for your legs to finally spread wide  enough amid your thigh clenching climaxes for my balls to become coated and slathered from dipping into your savory soup du jour tureen.

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Bonneville Redux.

When I got back to my car both Joy and Reno radiated petulance, but since it was my car and I was doing them a favor I just ignored it. Reno’s house was closest and since they were obviously done neither of them complained about me dropping Reno off first.

When Reno exited I could not help but notice Joy’s very obvious display of indifference to his departure.

It had been a busy night indeed and when Joy climbed over the seat and parked her very pleasing derriere in the front seat I had a feeling it might get busier. Joy was in very tight jeans and the sight of her snug round behind was enticing considering the considerable teasing Bwanna had  given my somewhat awakened and unrequited ardor of the eve.

Joy was at my side now and like a bolt of lightning it struck me. Little did I realize that this lightening would be striking me over and over again for the rest of my life. In between paying close attention to the traffic more and more my eyes drifted to Joy in silhouette at my side. Her long frizzy Janis Joplin hair and large round glasses to match. Soft pleasing features with soft round cheeks, which were often flushed and rosy. I thought how attentive she was to me during rehearsals, in between her crew duties, and scene changes while I was backstage awaiting my cue. It finally made it’s way through my thick skull that she had been spending that time with me and not Reno. Could it be?

We came to a stop light and I looked over at her. In the half dusk of car interior and street lights combo my eyes were drawn from her sweet face down to the parted white blouse and cleavage formed by two immense perfect breasts. Certainly the largest breasts that any woman has sported in that passenger seat while I was driving. Thoughts of Rene’s spare, though quite delectable boob allotment went through my mind. Satisfying, but always left me longing for more substance to maneuver and fondle through our lovemaking. I knew it was just the longing to experience other fruits that made me wonder what abundance well beyond a handful or a mouthful would offer. I had limited experience in various depths and durations with other larger and differing tits. Some pleasing. Some not so much depending on outcomes, situations, temperaments, and availability. But clearly at this point in my life, if my perceptions of Joy’s pheromonal, hormonal, and behavioral signals was correct: a backseat, or front seat encounter with Joys bounty did not seem out of the question. It  would be an extraordinary first for me. But I did not want to make assumptions. Not now. Not ever. Nor did I want to miss out on an experience that could lead to the beginning of something, possibly the end of something else, or if nothing else memories of moments that would warm me in many long cold winters that, if I was lucky, were to come.

I know I was highly charged from my staircase tango with Bwanna, but it was hard to tell if I would be the closing act for the Reno show tonight. As if reading my mind Joy filled in one blank for me.

“Reno is such a jerk!”

TMI Tuesday: October 4, 2016

Tmi Tuesday: October 4, 2016

Posted on October 3, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday time. Answer these interesting questions adapted from Red Lipstick Project’s Sexual IQ test.

1. You want to make love, but your partner says they’re too tired:

A. You’re annoyed and frustrated.
B. It’s a bummer, but you understand they’ve had a long day.

Not to mention the sexual energy build up in the delayed gratification. Being the horny little bunny that she is; a geezer like me can use a few hours off. I think she demurs on purpose because when I do deliver a load after a respite it is much more voluminous and intense. 

C. You give your partner an awkwardly long hug and say you’re happy to wait. It’s better when you’re both into it.
D. You get nervous and worried. Maybe your partner is cheating or doesn’t think you’re attractive anymore.

2. Who is having better sex? You or your best friends?

A. I am, obviously.

Now! For many years I know that wasn't the case. Making up for lost time I guess.

B. We don’t talk about our sex lives. Ever.
C. We all have our good times and bad times. We don’t usually compare.
D. My friends have all the good sex. I can’t keep up.

3. How do you feel right after sex?

A. Sweaty and ready to shower. A little gross.
B. Satisfied and energized. Ready to take on the world.
C. Calm and happy, falling asleep.

I might also add, spent, twisted, and smoking with extra sweaty and satisfied.

D. A bit let down and tired.

4. Which is better? Being a man or woman?

A. Men have it so much easier
B. Women have it so much easier
C. I’m having too much fun being me to worry about it.

But to each their own cross to bear. So taking turns baring them can be highly therapeutic.

D. Is there really much of a difference?

5. You and your partner had sex that wasn’t that good. You:

A. Don’t say anything. Everyone has an off day.
B. Complain or drop hints that things better improve.
C. Consider whether you should break up. Sex is the glue to a good relationship.
D. Discuss it immediately and see if there is anything you should be doing differently.

E. Not good sex? If the sex was consensual I find the concept "not good" null and void.

5. What advice do you wish you had when you started having sex?

A. Sex is a great thing–healthy and fun.

And the womens like it too.

B. A proper tour of the reproductive parts as errogenous zones and not from a biology point of view. Bodies are really strange and getting to know them can be awkward.
C. Sex is a beautiful thing but be careful to protect your body from STD’s and pregnancy or you won’t have as much fun.
D. Enjoy sex while you can, because it gets worse as you get older.

Bonus: What will your sex life be like when you’re 70 years old?

A. I can’t imagine having sex when I get wrinkly.
B. Probably a little sex here and there.
C. Hopefully my years of knowledge and hard work in the bedroom will pay off when I am having good sex in my 70’s.

D. Since I am having more and better sex than ever before I can only hope that the bell curve is a figment of statisticians imagination. Meanwhile, once more dear friend into the breach!

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Bwanna Notes Dei Musicale

As I pressed her sturdy five foot ten Eastern European frame against the brick wall I made one more play . My hand slowly moved up the back of her skirt hoping for a satisfying grab of her perfectly toned behind while we were making out messily on the back exterior staircase of her apartment building. All Bwanna needed to do was shake her head no. I let her skirt fall and refocused on her sweet thin lips and the slightly glazed blue passion filled eyes peering through the slit sparkly eyelids. Her pleasingly pointed nose teased my pug ugly Irish bulbous schnoz as her tongue played a arpeggio in my mouth.

In the distance a car horn was honking.

But progress was being made here and just because Reno and Joy had apparently consummated swiftly while in my parked Bonneville; I was working more retrospect prey than our lovely bundle of Joy had been that or perhaps any evening.

“I am not like Joy.” Bwanna quietly rasped in her first generation Polish purr.

“Thank goodness” I puffed as my tongue found hers again for another riff up the fingerboard of passion. Her stature and mine put all pleasing pressure points in perfect harmony. Gravity drew our intimate body parts poignantly together until her Polish progenitor called out the back screen door harshly one last time.

“I’ve must go.” she said with a final flourish of her lips, tongue, boobs, and butt. She slowly swished up the stairs leaving me with a peek of silky red pantie under her short plaid skirt. Red and grey were the colors of the tonight.I silently thanked her for keeping that Catholic school regalia and reflected with gratitude that it still almost fit her sophomore year of college body. Although it was much shorter than any nun would allow on her back in the day.

TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2016

Posted on September 12, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Let’s get this TMI Tuesday started! This week fill-in-the-blanks is borrowed fromFriday Fill-ins.

1. I must live before I die.

2. You can’t stop before you start.

3. I wish I never had to buy another you again.

4. Breathing properly has helped me change my life.

5. I know the song "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out" by heart.

6. If I weren’t so afraid, I would never say never again.

Bonus:  My weekend was tiring, tonight I’m looking forward to dreaming up another chapter, tomorrow my plans include another fucking chapter, and next weekend, I want to reenact all this weeks fucking chapters all over your beautiful tits again!

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TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

Posted on August 22, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday. Express yourself.

1. Do you want a divorce or to leave your present romantic relationship?

No. Like all romantic relationships it is a mix of joy, fear, lust, patience, preparing, consuming, consummating, cleaning, worrying, listening, watching, going, and cumming. A divorce would eliminate both the good and the bad in all those shared pursuits.

2. Do you think your relationship needs couples therapy?

We haven't hit any snags that we could not solve with our fingers lips and pleasant frictions and intimacies. I have found her very therapeutic and we are a couple so we are getting plenty of therapy on a more regular basis than I have had for a while. Therapy Schmerapy. That being said if my dear one suggested it I would go quick like a bunny. 

3. If your relationship needs fine-tuning, what would you do to tweak it?

Timing is everything. So if she could allow her orgasms to build longer and if I could cum sooner we might be more synchronous. She comes so fast and furious and often, most times when I am ready to unpack the goods, that it delays me even longer.  So we fuck on and on much to the neighbor's annoyance. 

Now I forget. Why do I want to tweak this. 

Never mind.

4. Is your relationship over or are you just in a bad phase? How long has the bad phase lasted so far?

It is never a bad phase when I am with her. We have our problems, mostly the kind we create for ourselves and inflict on each other, but the universe is a phase shifter so if we don't like this phase just check back in an hour. 

Something will happen. Something different.

5. What kind of relationship do you envision will make you happy?

Why the perfect one of course. Blow jobs on demand and my house in a constant state of order and cleanliness. Batting 500 is good in Major League Relationships, so I am as happy as a pig in fecal material.

6. Are you seeing someone new?

Yes I am. Even though we have been lovers for two years every time we embrace it is new. I have known this sweet person almost all my life. When I hold her it is like holding the college student, the young woman, the married lady, the determined divorcee, the professional insurance professional, the wild punk rock party girl, the horny vixen, the animal lover, and the most generous woman I know all rolled into my arms as the beautiful blond package I adore. Every now with her is new and every now is special.

Bonus: What major regret do you have so far in your life? Is it too late to change it?

I would have opened my eyes and really noticed what was going on all around me every second sooner.

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TMI Tuesday: August 16, 2016

TMI Tuesday: August 16, 2016

Posted on August 15, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Step right up! Get your TMI Tuesday here.

1. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

The world is full of many beautiful places that each offer their own distinct allure and fascination. What one person may find extremely beautiful another may turn away from in disgust. Where one sees just a bunch off trees another may see a lush verdant forest. When a man sees an abandoned factory in a remote place falling into ruin, the other sees nature reclaiming and healing upon scare upon natures bounty and glory. Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is in us all. Beauty of all sorts surrounds me always and never so much as when I am rolling in my sweet babies arms. That to me is the most beautiful place on earth for me.

2. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?

I do not believe in expiration dates on some items. Fortunately I am on a seefood diet. I see food and I eat it, so items rarely tarry  in my icebox. The ones that do are often of the pickled or condiment variety, but they too rarely ever reach their expectant half life. I once found a jar of pickles, concealed in an unused and unknown storage compartment, that may well have been abandoned by a previous occupant that was two years past it's dated prime. Since they were clearly unopened and since I have unwavering confidence in the picking processes of today those little green salted, vinegar, and garlic laden torpedoes ended up in my fridge and guess what.

I ate them! 

3. What’s under your bed?

Nothing save the occasional free range indigenous dust bunny. 

4. What is in your pocket?

Nothing. That is just how things have been lately. So ...

5. Which famous person would you like to be best-friends with? Why?

Tom Hanks. He just seems genuine in character or doing an interview. I just believe him.

6. There is now a line of lacy lingerie for men. Would you wear it or like to see your man in it? See here and here

While it looks breathable I might consider it if the lace had a race car, or power tool, or snowboarding polar bear pattern on it. Perhaps even baseball so we could play "Batter Up" and then hit a home run.

But naw. Main reason is it looks like I would have to separate from the rest of my laundry and that is just not going to happen.

Bonus: Think The Olympics. Men’s gymnastic uniforms–sexy or goofy? Discuss!

Men and women that have the commitment to achieve the level of mastery of their bodies to do the things these Olympians can do can wear whatever they want. I feel no need to comment on their fashion sense. I am more concerned with what I see people wear on public transportation and in my local grocery store.

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