Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

I am thinking that woman I see on the L platform with the rug burns on her knees is someone I should get to know better.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

      I can turn easy things into rocket science in my mind just like that. ( I snap my fingers and everybody on the train looks at me like I am crazy.)    

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

When I find myself looking at a young woman it is not because I have any expectation of bedding her. Often it is because they remind me of bedded or bedded wish list items from years gone by.

Same holds true for checking out women my own age. Except; though still highly unlikely, hope springs almost as eternal as other parts of my nether regions.

Is salt really so bad for you? - Salon.com

Is salt really so bad for you? - Salon.com:

But buying that low sodium stuff increases someones profits and makes us feel all good and proactive and like we are doing something instead of being out of control and helpless. Now cue the next batch of research so I will know what to be  a'scared of now so dumb money can continue it's natural flow to smart money.

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Peteys Stoopid Thought for the Day

When the results of your actions are not what you intended, tell everyone the results were indeed what you were seeking.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

Why am I not in a relationship now?

Because I have not found anyone I could make or would enjoy making as miserable as I had made my ex wife.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

Nothing like a device with a touch screen to inform you just how greezy your little fingers are.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

So my in box shows yet another pitch e-mail from the web site Classmates with the headline. “Pete, How do you remember Pam?”

Immediately I thought , “Sweating and moaning with every thrust of my hips.” Ahhh Sweet Sweet Pammie.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

  A woman I know posted a status on Facebook about married men sniffing around her “hooch”. Not being married and having had a passing interest in that “hooch” over the years I have known her  I almost felt it would be acceptable to inquire just how that “hooch” is these days.

Should I or shouldn't I?

Manhunt

Manhunt · symes4u · Storify:

Man hunt, Seahunt, be hunt, Helen Hunt,see hunt, and Barkevious Mingo

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What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify

What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify:


These things gather from the internet like dust bunnies under the bed. Except some of these bunnies bite. Remember  The bunny nose.


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Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

They say the knees are the first to go. But after doing double duty on my one intact leg for thirty three years this knee not only went, but it took the silverware and the plasma TV with it.

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania:

Paranoia, the only real job creator. At least it gave Albanian construction workers work during the cold war era.

Now go and be scared of something so we can sell you something that we have convinced you will keep you safe. Cha Ching $$$$$.

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