Peteys Stoopid Thought for the Day

When the results of your actions are not what you intended, tell everyone the results were indeed what you were seeking.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

Why am I not in a relationship now?

Because I have not found anyone I could make or would enjoy making as miserable as I had made my ex wife.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

Nothing like a device with a touch screen to inform you just how greezy your little fingers are.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

So my in box shows yet another pitch e-mail from the web site Classmates with the headline. “Pete, How do you remember Pam?”

Immediately I thought , “Sweating and moaning with every thrust of my hips.” Ahhh Sweet Sweet Pammie.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

  A woman I know posted a status on Facebook about married men sniffing around her “hooch”. Not being married and having had a passing interest in that “hooch” over the years I have known her  I almost felt it would be acceptable to inquire just how that “hooch” is these days.

Should I or shouldn't I?

Manhunt

Manhunt · symes4u · Storify:

Man hunt, Seahunt, be hunt, Helen Hunt,see hunt, and Barkevious Mingo

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What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify

What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify:


These things gather from the internet like dust bunnies under the bed. Except some of these bunnies bite. Remember  The bunny nose.


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Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

They say the knees are the first to go. But after doing double duty on my one intact leg for thirty three years this knee not only went, but it took the silverware and the plasma TV with it.

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania:

Paranoia, the only real job creator. At least it gave Albanian construction workers work during the cold war era.

Now go and be scared of something so we can sell you something that we have convinced you will keep you safe. Cha Ching $$$$$.

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Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast

Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast:

Many things are just the luck of the draw. Genes, wealth, right place right time, and wrong place wrong time.  But who could make money telling you how to live and what you are doing wrong if we all subscribed to that. At best we can just improve our odds if we are lucky enough to follow the right advice for us at the right time for us. Still a crap shoot though.

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Terrible Trebles Indeed

I don't know , I was really young at the time. But it seems to me...

 

50 Years Ago: The World in 1963

 

1 x 3 x 3 = 9  3 x 2 = 6 / 2 = 3

Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs:

Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs: The Most Terrifying Drone Video Yet - The Atlantic

Paid for by the tax payer, ostensibly to protect the tax payer, eventually turned loose on the tax payer to protect the landed gentry from the tax payer.

So has it been. So shall it ever be.

It's About Time

Mitch McConnell On Obama Inauguration Speech: 'The Era Of Liberalism Is Back':

We have suffered the consequences of Ronald Reagan and his ilk long enough. The Reagan /Bush's credit card bills have come due and only "We" the people can pay them off and right the ship of state. So stop your Mitching and get out of the way



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