TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2016

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Happy TMI Tuesday. You know what to do. . .

Life and Being

1. Why do you live where you live?

Because I feel at home here.

2. Do you want to have your sins forgiven?

Define sin. However I have always tried to treat others with kindness and not do to them what I would not want done to myself. But I have taken requests.

3. Do you believe in heaven and hell?

It's all what you make of it. But I always remember there is a lie in the middle of every thing that we believe.

4. After life, where do you think you will end up?

Somewhere else. Something will happen. Something different. 

5. If you have children, would they say you are the favorite parent? Why do you think this?

I wish nothing but the best for the base fruits of my burning lust. I did the best I could with the tools I had available. What I think is irrelevant. If they think? I did my job. Favorite is just perceptual score keeping. Often flawed. Rarely reliable. Just like the other half of this equation.

6. Has anything ever happened to you that was dramatic, personal or spectacular enough to cause you to be believe in a God?

Many things. But it may not be the who of whom you are thinking. Oh the stories we tell ourselves.

Bonus: What is something you consider to be a great personal success? Why was it so significant?

Letting go. Clutching extra baggage carries unnecessary and exorbitant fees and tolls.

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TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

Posted on December 12, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Sex is life. Yes, you heard that right here at TMI Tuesday blog.

1. Have you ever tested someone’s love for you? What did you do? Did things turn out as you expected or hoped?

No. But I have placed a few on double secret probation. But then they bake me cookie, blow me, and everything is alright again.

2. Select the answer that best fits your experience. I have dated:
a. all the wrong people
b. romantic companions that were mostly a good fit for me.

c. people that were perfect fits–loves at first sight

Then things usually go downhill quickly from there or I am in for the duration. Anywhere from three to fourteen years. Presently nearing the three year mark.

d. not all that much, I mainly have had a lot of long term relationships

3. Online dating: What is your success rate? What do you consider success?

I went on one online date. I think that is all I need to say about my success rate and satisfaction in that venue.

4. What sexual thing do you do most often that you could commit to doing everyday?

Good bad or indifferent it is always electric so I will go for being with a new woman the first time. (Inappropriate joke follows) I am looking forward to Alzheimer's.

5. What are your thoughts on love and lust?

To often it seems I am in love with one who is in lust or in lust with someone who is in love. Now about that cookie?

Bonus: Are you searching for love or are you searching for attention?

They are so very intertwined so instead of answering I will have to sit here and eat my cookie quickly because you know what's cumming next.

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TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

Posted on November 28, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday. Here we go!

love emotion trust

1. What would you do to leave a great impression with a person on your first date?

Listen and then respond in a rational manner. Speak when apropos and then listen some more.

2. Do you usually follow your heart or your head?

I am a googly eyed romantic from way back. So what do you think? Listening now.

3. If your significant other told you to jump off a tall cliff and told you that you’ll land safely because there’s a net you can’t see yet, would you blindly trust your s.o. and jump?

I'm hoping that is a metaphorical question and not literal. Even though I have a firm grasp of comedy being the opposite of gravity, gravity does always win. Can I drop my challenging S.O. first and listen for the bounce?

4. How do you support your significant other?

I listen. Especially when she cums. She makes so many delicious sounds.

5. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel loved?

When physical touch is initiated. No need to listen the tripe I talk about.

6. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel respected?

A nice slow full frontal kneel down loving blowjob with lots of slurping, gurgling, and gagging for me to listen to. I really respect that.

7. Can you have emotional intimacy without physical intimacy? Explain.

Why yes I can. But physical proximity is a necessary ingredient, because listening is always enhanced by eye contact. Blowjobs are too.

Bonus:  In 2016, what was your most conflicted emotional moment?

Riding public transportation at 1 am New Years Day after spending New Years Eve with a very sick S.O. Listening to the sounds of drunken revelers as well as the sound of my heart breaking over the clack and hum of a subway car was sobering. 

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TMI Tuesday: October 18, 2016

TMI Tuesday: October 18, 2016

Posted on October 17, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Hello world! Guess what we are talking about this week at TMI Tuesday?

1. Good sex can be something I will be secretly smiling about for years to come at the most inappropriate times imaginable.

2. Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about you in a very flimsy white jumpsuit with nothing else beneath, it's buttons open to your navel, a parachute, and my little Burro Pepe .

3. Being present and accounted for is all about putting pleasure back into sex.

4. Excessive use of pornography can distort expectations of what sex in real life should or could be like.

a. True: If what you want is what politicians , business men (and women), corporations, and advertisers are selling you; might as well jump in bed with what the pornographers are selling as well.

b. False: Very desirable and aesthetically pleasing people with physical forms you may or may not ever share a bed, desk, couch, or pasture with giving you erotic inspirations to share with your beloved ones when appropriate; only furthers a mentoring model for fulfilling our secret desires.

Care to expound?  Clearly define "excessive" for you and your intended partner. Once clarified step right up.

5.Your willingness to communicate verbally as well as physically boosts my sexual performance. The look on your face when you cum loud and long boosts my sexual enjoyment.

Bonus:  What is the last way that you experienced sexual pleasure? Although it was in the missionary position I worked you long, deep, and hard enough for your legs to finally spread wide  enough amid your thigh clenching climaxes for my balls to become coated and slathered from dipping into your savory soup du jour tureen.

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Bwanna Notes Dei Musicale

As I pressed her sturdy five foot ten Eastern European frame against the brick wall I made one more play . My hand slowly moved up the back of her skirt hoping for a satisfying grab of her perfectly toned behind while we were making out messily on the back exterior staircase of her apartment building. All Bwanna needed to do was shake her head no. I let her skirt fall and refocused on her sweet thin lips and the slightly glazed blue passion filled eyes peering through the slit sparkly eyelids. Her pleasingly pointed nose teased my pug ugly Irish bulbous schnoz as her tongue played a arpeggio in my mouth.

In the distance a car horn was honking.

But progress was being made here and just because Reno and Joy had apparently consummated swiftly while in my parked Bonneville; I was working more retrospect prey than our lovely bundle of Joy had been that or perhaps any evening.

“I am not like Joy.” Bwanna quietly rasped in her first generation Polish purr.

“Thank goodness” I puffed as my tongue found hers again for another riff up the fingerboard of passion. Her stature and mine put all pleasing pressure points in perfect harmony. Gravity drew our intimate body parts poignantly together until her Polish progenitor called out the back screen door harshly one last time.

“I’ve must go.” she said with a final flourish of her lips, tongue, boobs, and butt. She slowly swished up the stairs leaving me with a peek of silky red pantie under her short plaid skirt. Red and grey were the colors of the tonight.I silently thanked her for keeping that Catholic school regalia and reflected with gratitude that it still almost fit her sophomore year of college body. Although it was much shorter than any nun would allow on her back in the day.

TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2016

Posted on September 12, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Let’s get this TMI Tuesday started! This week fill-in-the-blanks is borrowed fromFriday Fill-ins.

1. I must live before I die.

2. You can’t stop before you start.

3. I wish I never had to buy another you again.

4. Breathing properly has helped me change my life.

5. I know the song "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out" by heart.

6. If I weren’t so afraid, I would never say never again.

Bonus:  My weekend was tiring, tonight I’m looking forward to dreaming up another chapter, tomorrow my plans include another fucking chapter, and next weekend, I want to reenact all this weeks fucking chapters all over your beautiful tits again!

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