TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2016

Posted on September 12, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Let’s get this TMI Tuesday started! This week fill-in-the-blanks is borrowed fromFriday Fill-ins.

1. I must live before I die.

2. You can’t stop before you start.

3. I wish I never had to buy another you again.

4. Breathing properly has helped me change my life.

5. I know the song "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out" by heart.

6. If I weren’t so afraid, I would never say never again.

Bonus:  My weekend was tiring, tonight I’m looking forward to dreaming up another chapter, tomorrow my plans include another fucking chapter, and next weekend, I want to reenact all this weeks fucking chapters all over your beautiful tits again!

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TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

Posted on August 22, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday. Express yourself.

1. Do you want a divorce or to leave your present romantic relationship?

No. Like all romantic relationships it is a mix of joy, fear, lust, patience, preparing, consuming, consummating, cleaning, worrying, listening, watching, going, and cumming. A divorce would eliminate both the good and the bad in all those shared pursuits.

2. Do you think your relationship needs couples therapy?

We haven't hit any snags that we could not solve with our fingers lips and pleasant frictions and intimacies. I have found her very therapeutic and we are a couple so we are getting plenty of therapy on a more regular basis than I have had for a while. Therapy Schmerapy. That being said if my dear one suggested it I would go quick like a bunny. 

3. If your relationship needs fine-tuning, what would you do to tweak it?

Timing is everything. So if she could allow her orgasms to build longer and if I could cum sooner we might be more synchronous. She comes so fast and furious and often, most times when I am ready to unpack the goods, that it delays me even longer.  So we fuck on and on much to the neighbor's annoyance. 

Now I forget. Why do I want to tweak this. 

Never mind.

4. Is your relationship over or are you just in a bad phase? How long has the bad phase lasted so far?

It is never a bad phase when I am with her. We have our problems, mostly the kind we create for ourselves and inflict on each other, but the universe is a phase shifter so if we don't like this phase just check back in an hour. 

Something will happen. Something different.

5. What kind of relationship do you envision will make you happy?

Why the perfect one of course. Blow jobs on demand and my house in a constant state of order and cleanliness. Batting 500 is good in Major League Relationships, so I am as happy as a pig in fecal material.

6. Are you seeing someone new?

Yes I am. Even though we have been lovers for two years every time we embrace it is new. I have known this sweet person almost all my life. When I hold her it is like holding the college student, the young woman, the married lady, the determined divorcee, the professional insurance professional, the wild punk rock party girl, the horny vixen, the animal lover, and the most generous woman I know all rolled into my arms as the beautiful blond package I adore. Every now with her is new and every now is special.

Bonus: What major regret do you have so far in your life? Is it too late to change it?

I would have opened my eyes and really noticed what was going on all around me every second sooner.

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TMI Tuesday: August 16, 2016

TMI Tuesday: August 16, 2016

Posted on August 15, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

Step right up! Get your TMI Tuesday here.

1. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

The world is full of many beautiful places that each offer their own distinct allure and fascination. What one person may find extremely beautiful another may turn away from in disgust. Where one sees just a bunch off trees another may see a lush verdant forest. When a man sees an abandoned factory in a remote place falling into ruin, the other sees nature reclaiming and healing upon scare upon natures bounty and glory. Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is in us all. Beauty of all sorts surrounds me always and never so much as when I am rolling in my sweet babies arms. That to me is the most beautiful place on earth for me.

2. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?

I do not believe in expiration dates on some items. Fortunately I am on a seefood diet. I see food and I eat it, so items rarely tarry  in my icebox. The ones that do are often of the pickled or condiment variety, but they too rarely ever reach their expectant half life. I once found a jar of pickles, concealed in an unused and unknown storage compartment, that may well have been abandoned by a previous occupant that was two years past it's dated prime. Since they were clearly unopened and since I have unwavering confidence in the picking processes of today those little green salted, vinegar, and garlic laden torpedoes ended up in my fridge and guess what.

I ate them! 

3. What’s under your bed?

Nothing save the occasional free range indigenous dust bunny. 

4. What is in your pocket?

Nothing. That is just how things have been lately. So ...

5. Which famous person would you like to be best-friends with? Why?

Tom Hanks. He just seems genuine in character or doing an interview. I just believe him.

6. There is now a line of lacy lingerie for men. Would you wear it or like to see your man in it? See here and here

While it looks breathable I might consider it if the lace had a race car, or power tool, or snowboarding polar bear pattern on it. Perhaps even baseball so we could play "Batter Up" and then hit a home run.

But naw. Main reason is it looks like I would have to separate from the rest of my laundry and that is just not going to happen.

Bonus: Think The Olympics. Men’s gymnastic uniforms–sexy or goofy? Discuss!

Men and women that have the commitment to achieve the level of mastery of their bodies to do the things these Olympians can do can wear whatever they want. I feel no need to comment on their fashion sense. I am more concerned with what I see people wear on public transportation and in my local grocery store.

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Burping the Antichrist - 7. Restrained Beauties

As I slowly unbuttoned her blouse I was wondering where her brassiere went. The blouse was a sheer plain white button down and with Cheryl's endowments I can't imagine that I was so busy I hadn't paused a moment to breathe in the view as we transacted our commerce during business hours. With a translucent covering such as this I know I would have spotted her brown nipples clearly through the fabric. Those beauties were restrained earlier. I was sure. They were apparent and at attention now.

Burping the Antichrist - 6. Zipper

I could feel the cold metal teeth pressing along the upper length of my rapidly rising cock. Fortunately she was yanking the pull tab towards her creating a blessed space as the steely clasp locker teeth separated  forming a gaping flying V hole for my release. Her normal finesse and feline grace extended to the smooth downward dispatch of the slider descending the zipper tooth chain. She was swiftly rewarded with the engorged head of me brushing the painted red thumbnail of her as I sprang forth in righteous rigid attention.  Her squeal of delight made this commando mission a rousing success. The maneuvers that ensued are an epic to be shared another time.

Burping the Antichrist - 4. Resident Redheads

Snarfy Barfins and Wheezie Sleezie were Slammies resident red heads. Snarfy was short, luscious and lascivious. Wheezie was tall, lanky and easy. #nsfw #SmutWithaSmirk #artisanalsmut #redheads

Burping the Antichrist - 3. Should You Care

Is today the day Wheezie Sleezie comes to town? Always #nsfw #SmutWithaSmirk #artisanalsmut

Sure that was probable not the question you first asked yourself when you awoke. So I did it for you.

Should you care?

I'm Doomed - 6. Pay Up

Once upon a time the Narco Pharma Medical Industrial Complex would try to create a sense of urgency because they knew could badger you to pay when the Insurance Protection Racket Industry demurred about payment.

Now it is more a case of ..... whenever.

Meanwhile, now that the Insurance Protection Racket Industry actually has to pay for healthcare procedures rather then hoard the cash profits and invest them in black market oil deals with nefarious organizations generating more share holder profits; their collective whining is enough to wake the dead from past preexisting condition canards.

How do they do it.

Volume!

Step right up.

To top it off while being sliced and diced marginal source of revenue goes poof like the vapors released from incision.

Oh My.

Life At The Sentient Bean - The Eternal Work In Progress

Where are you Fang Fang Wu?

 She was a driver for Golden Labrador Retrieval Waste and Recycle , and was thumping a dumpster into the hopper, humming Bang a Gong in the key of “O”, when she turned around and saw me smoking a cigarette at the back door of the “Sentient Bean”

She whistled through the gap in her front teeth and exclaimed in the unforgivable voice of hers,

 “Well slap my ass and call me Sally “

1. Police
2. Casino
3. Sally
4. Bannister
5. Mediatrix
6. Braking Ugly
7. Suite Fang Fang Wu
8. Night of the Living Drunks
9. Fish on the Brain
10. Randy
11. Gaping Maw

Petey's Stoopid Thought For The Day

Life is a vacation from being dead.

I shall take that thought and now merrily run through my vacation time with more glee than ever.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

I am thinking that woman I see on the L platform with the rug burns on her knees is someone I should get to know better.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

  A woman I know posted a status on Facebook about married men sniffing around her “hooch”. Not being married and having had a passing interest in that “hooch” over the years I have known her  I almost felt it would be acceptable to inquire just how that “hooch” is these days.

Should I or shouldn't I?

What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify

What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify:


These things gather from the internet like dust bunnies under the bed. Except some of these bunnies bite. Remember  The bunny nose.


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Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast

Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast:

Many things are just the luck of the draw. Genes, wealth, right place right time, and wrong place wrong time.  But who could make money telling you how to live and what you are doing wrong if we all subscribed to that. At best we can just improve our odds if we are lucky enough to follow the right advice for us at the right time for us. Still a crap shoot though.

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Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs:

Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs: The Most Terrifying Drone Video Yet - The Atlantic

Paid for by the tax payer, ostensibly to protect the tax payer, eventually turned loose on the tax payer to protect the landed gentry from the tax payer.

So has it been. So shall it ever be.

It's About Time

Mitch McConnell On Obama Inauguration Speech: 'The Era Of Liberalism Is Back':

We have suffered the consequences of Ronald Reagan and his ilk long enough. The Reagan /Bush's credit card bills have come due and only "We" the people can pay them off and right the ship of state. So stop your Mitching and get out of the way



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When did humans realize sex makes babies:

When did humans realize sex makes babies: Evolution of reproductive consciousness of the cause of pregnancy. - Slate Magazine:

 Even more important , how did humans figure out how to have sex in the first place without internet porn?

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FactCheck.org : Dubious Denver Debate Declarations

FactCheck.org : Dubious Denver Debate Declarations:

What lies behind debate claims. The goose and gander sauce was flowing.

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Fed Announces Aggressive New Stimulus To Combat Unemployment

Fed Announces Aggressive New Stimulus To Combat Unemployment:

CEO's and Bankers are cutting bonus checks for themselves as I type this. If there is anything left they may lend it out after the election. 

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We need a president who can inspire sacrifice | The Daily Caller

We need a president who can inspire sacrifice | The Daily Caller:

 "Sounds like The Daily Mauler is calling for the return of President Carter. About time conservatives caught on to what he was telling us way back then."

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