Petey's Stoopid Thought For The Day

The best thing about making Sunday morning breakfast for two is that it means you got lucky the night before.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

I am thinking that woman I see on the L platform with the rug burns on her knees is someone I should get to know better.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

      I can turn easy things into rocket science in my mind just like that. ( I snap my fingers and everybody on the train looks at me like I am crazy.)    

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

When I find myself looking at a young woman it is not because I have any expectation of bedding her. Often it is because they remind me of bedded or bedded wish list items from years gone by.

Same holds true for checking out women my own age. Except; though still highly unlikely, hope springs almost as eternal as other parts of my nether regions.

Is salt really so bad for you? - Salon.com

Is salt really so bad for you? - Salon.com:

But buying that low sodium stuff increases someones profits and makes us feel all good and proactive and like we are doing something instead of being out of control and helpless. Now cue the next batch of research so I will know what to be  a'scared of now so dumb money can continue it's natural flow to smart money.

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Peteys Stoopid Thought for the Day

When the results of your actions are not what you intended, tell everyone the results were indeed what you were seeking.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

Why am I not in a relationship now?

Because I have not found anyone I could make or would enjoy making as miserable as I had made my ex wife.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

Nothing like a device with a touch screen to inform you just how greezy your little fingers are.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

So my in box shows yet another pitch e-mail from the web site Classmates with the headline. “Pete, How do you remember Pam?”

Immediately I thought , “Sweating and moaning with every thrust of my hips.” Ahhh Sweet Sweet Pammie.

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

  A woman I know posted a status on Facebook about married men sniffing around her “hooch”. Not being married and having had a passing interest in that “hooch” over the years I have known her  I almost felt it would be acceptable to inquire just how that “hooch” is these days.

Should I or shouldn't I?

Manhunt

Manhunt · symes4u · Storify:

Man hunt, Seahunt, be hunt, Helen Hunt,see hunt, and Barkevious Mingo

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What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify

What Are You Consuming Today? · symes4u · Storify:


These things gather from the internet like dust bunnies under the bed. Except some of these bunnies bite. Remember  The bunny nose.


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Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

They say the knees are the first to go. But after doing double duty on my one intact leg for thirty three years this knee not only went, but it took the silverware and the plasma TV with it.

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania

The Cold War-Era Bunkers That Cover Albania:

Paranoia, the only real job creator. At least it gave Albanian construction workers work during the cold war era.

Now go and be scared of something so we can sell you something that we have convinced you will keep you safe. Cha Ching $$$$$.

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Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast

Processed Meat Linked to Early Death - The Daily Beast:

Many things are just the luck of the draw. Genes, wealth, right place right time, and wrong place wrong time.  But who could make money telling you how to live and what you are doing wrong if we all subscribed to that. At best we can just improve our odds if we are lucky enough to follow the right advice for us at the right time for us. Still a crap shoot though.

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Terrible Trebles Indeed

I don't know , I was really young at the time. But it seems to me...

 

50 Years Ago: The World in 1963

 

1 x 3 x 3 = 9  3 x 2 = 6 / 2 = 3

Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs:

Like a Swarm of Lethal Bugs: The Most Terrifying Drone Video Yet - The Atlantic

Paid for by the tax payer, ostensibly to protect the tax payer, eventually turned loose on the tax payer to protect the landed gentry from the tax payer.

So has it been. So shall it ever be.

It's About Time

Mitch McConnell On Obama Inauguration Speech: 'The Era Of Liberalism Is Back':

We have suffered the consequences of Ronald Reagan and his ilk long enough. The Reagan /Bush's credit card bills have come due and only "We" the people can pay them off and right the ship of state. So stop your Mitching and get out of the way



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All Aboard

Leigh Steinberg: A Sucker Is Born:

First this guy was fodder for the college football cash machine and now the news media is giving him a ride on their gravy train. .Who will try to make money off of him next

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Begin the terrible trebles

My terrible trebles began here. This is an informative look back to the things I remeber at the age of seven. 7 - 4 = 3

1963 at 50: A year's tumult echoes still

When did humans realize sex makes babies:

When did humans realize sex makes babies: Evolution of reproductive consciousness of the cause of pregnancy. - Slate Magazine:

 Even more important , how did humans figure out how to have sex in the first place without internet porn?

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What do you think you are doing reading a book.

Brilliant book cover design for Orwell's 1984:
A new series of George Orwell's books are being published by Penguin and this is the cover for 1984:



Cover design by David Pearson...more covers from the same series here. (via @torrez)
Tags: 1984   books   David Pearson   design   George Orwell

The Joy of the Purposeless Life

Toni Emerson: The Joy of the Purposeless Life:

I thought it said Life's Porpoises.

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The Mitch is Back

Mitch McConnell On Future Debt Deals: 'The Tax Issue Is Finished' (VIDEO):

The face of the problem exposed for all to see. We have seen the enemy and he is a Mitch


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