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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

TMI Tuesday: April 18, 2017

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Let’s do this–TMI Tuesday.

Sexual Revelations

1. When did you see your first naked women that was not a family member?
On her eighteenth birthday, because anytime before that she would not have qualified as a woman.
2. When did you see your first naked man that was not a family member?
On my eighteenth birthday, because anytime before that I would not have qualified as a man. ( Do I qualify as a family member? But anything before that would have been Freshman High School swimming class and I don not think I have overcome that jolt yet and there were no men in there. Just us lads, which was traumatic enough. )
3. What were the circumstances of each situation?
Stretched out on my bed and in a mirror in that order.
4. At what age did you first witness sexual nudity? Was it online or in print?
When I was nine years old I found a folded up paper on my Grammar School stairway landing which introduced me to the wonderful world of Playboy's Vargas Girl art. More than mere print, it was a gateway to enough unreasonable expectations to last a lifetime.
5. Sexual revolution–When was yours OR It hasn’t happened yet?
In my late twenties when I found out how horny some women in their thirties can be.
Bonus: What’s the best sex advice or sex education book you’ve ever read? (Yes, it must be a book, could be online but a book)
Kama Sutra. I really just read it for the articles. Honest.
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Tempest Slacker

Tempest Slacker was sleek. Her genes had clearly spent centuries traversing the four corners of the globe. Never mind the fact that a globe has no corners, her DNA had clearly kept all the best parts of her ancestors global meandering. While the eye of this beholder makes that highly judgmental and subjective observation the laws of symmetry always hold sway to visually processed stimuli. Or so I have heard. Perfection oozed from her pores. Shiny black hair that had never known the cruel blades of a shear made high heels a necessary accessory to keep her perfectly split free silky ends from sweeping the ground when the swishing sashay of her fully follicle obscured behind was in transit.

I alone among men knew the treasure that swayed behind that opaque curtain of hair, and was insanely jealous when ever she tossed her head to tease a peak to strangers left agog in her wake. But I digress. Or at least momentarily regress to my more base instincts until I again transcend myself to maintain my coveted title of human being.

But on this day and in this time it is a trifle trying. Tomorrow will be more so. For tomorrow is the day of days. The day when Tempest and I enter The Teapot Dome and tangle with the Gene Rippers one on one.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

TMI Tuesday blog: February 27, 2017

TMI Tuesday blog: February 27, 2017



Welcome to another edition of TMI TuesdayCome on and play!

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1. Which one of the following do you need increased privacy:
a. Online interaction such as internet search and website interaction
b. Sex
c. Drinking or taking drugs (including marijuana use)

d. Work
Because I have been carrying this same two by four back and forth for the past ten years and if I did not have privacy someone might figure that out.
2. What decade in life were you most happiest with your sex life? Why? For example: teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, etc.

I would have to split that into late twenties and early thirties. I was clicking on all cylinders in ways better than I ever though possible for lil' ol me. Everything was going my way. I would say the decade before that was a build up. The decade after that was a let down. But I have been riding that karma wave ever since.
3. What is the sexiest TV show you have watched in the last year? Why is it sexy to you?

Since memory for me seems to be a thing of the past I will go with what is fresh in my libido and that is the dark retelling of the Wizard of Oz titled "Emerald City". All because of West played by Ana UlaruShe is some kind of wonderful, and all the sexy magic I can handle right now.


4. What sex scene, from a movie, would you like to recreate?

Spending a weekend doing a reenactment of "Last Tango in Paris" et al.  Now go get the butter.
5. Your sex life is to become a reality series. Which of the following titles best fits:
a. “Too Big To Fail”

b. “Years of Solitude”
But when that damn bursts it gets all over everything and everybody. I would prefer the title:  "Boom and Bust - Rinse and Re- Pete A Trilogy "

c. “A Visual Guide for the Perplexed”
d. “Yes please, Any Time and Anywhere”
Bonus: The Late Phoenix would like to know your family’s secret recipes because he is hungry and thirsty all the time. Please share.

The only family recipe I have is for Disaster so I will do you a solid and spare you that step by step descent in to hell. Besides which I think most people have their very own secret family recipe for that morsel.
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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

TMI Tuesday: February 21, 2017

Wait, wait. Come back. I’m here. It’s a holiday in the U.S. I slept in, got disoriented about what day it was but finally here is this week’s TMI Tuesday.

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Fill-in the blank.
1. I am too busy to get anything done other than reading all the lacivious thoughts and deeds, imagined or otherwise, that all you lovely people share in naughty bloggyland.
2. Last week I did not do TMI Tuesday because
I was busy trying out some of the things all you lovely people wrote about in naughty bloggyland.
3. Last week’s TMI Tuesday’s responses were penetrating and thrust deep into the hot wet depths of the psyche  many of you display out there in naughty bloggyland.
4. Some posts shared in naughty bloggyland are quite luscious, lascivious and salacious but that depends on dreams.
5. Virgin sex is a one off, but a memorable one off indeed as told in some naughty bloggyland posts.
BonusThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your thoughts? Do you agree or disagree with this statement?
I dispute that anything is ever really forgotten. It's just misfiled. But it gives me great satisfaction to know that the percentage of knowledge I have forgotten can be more valuable than reams of knowledge attained and sitting unused in an attic. Besides which I live with the knowledge that I know what I know until I know something different.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

TMI Tuesday – February 14, 2017

A Good Snoggin for all

Hey! Very busy Monday here. These questions were actually done this morning but I had no time to post. Enjoy…let’s do this TMI Tuesday!

Choices, Bonds & Significant Others

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1. Are you “in love” with your significant other or are you simply compatible.
Scientist claim that being “in love” only last within the first six months of a relationship.
Being a googly eyed romantic I am always in love with my significant other. Otherwise they would not be as significant. But my current S.O. is extra special because of her beauty, grace, sensitivity, and she is one randy foul mouthed wench at precisely the perfect times. The perfect kindergarten teacher, hooker combo. Compatibility is an ongoing process but who has time for that with all this snoggin going on for the past three years.
2. Do you solve problems with your significant other (s.o.) or are you the real and only problem solver.
A relationship has a stronger bond when both people in the relationship work toward resolving issues whether it be with kids, finances, management of home, etc.
Since we are both problem creators who has time for solving with all this snoggin going on. 
3. If you live with your s.o. do you both do chores and have equal amount of chores in the household?
Research shows resentment mounts in couples who have an imbalance in household chore duties.
Do not live with my S.O. and when we are together  who has time for chores after lots and lots o snoggin. Plenty of time for laundry when we are not snoggin. Keep in mind there are chores and there are chores and her insatiable desire for me to skull snog her keeps me from worrying about a dirty dish or two until she has gone home.
4. Is your relationship meaningful to you for companionship or is it personally fulfilling?
Marriage in the U.S.A. has changed over time from being for survival (home, food), tocompanionate love during most of the 20th Century, to 1960s to present being about personal fulfillment.
Seeing as I am the pitcher she is always being filled and I feel completely fulfilled. Companionship and quiet moments are shared after we are both all snogged out.
5. In general do people think of you as a “couple” with your s.o. or do they connect with you individually just as much as a connecting with you as a couple. (Do you feel you’ve lost your individuality since being in a serious romantic relationship?)
We both are "the cheese stands alone" types except when couples appearances are in order. We both have led long and separate lives and keep our social entanglements to a minimum. 
Bonus: You are invited to a large cocktail party at a fancy country club where you know no one. When you arrive, the room where the party is being held is already half full of people–naked people. How do you react when you enter the room?
When in Rome.... 
Off course since that has never happened to me my initial reaction is purely speculative. I guess it would depend on what this crowd looked like. Extreme star power or beastie power might change my response. A combo platter would be my preference.
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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2016

Happy TMI Tuesday. You know what to do. . .

Life and Being

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1. Why do you live where you live?

Because I feel at home here.


2. Do you want to have your sins forgiven?

Define sin. However I have always tried to treat others with kindness and not do to them what I would not want done to myself. But I have taken requests.


3. Do you believe in heaven and hell?

It's all what you make of it. But I always remember there is a lie in the middle of every thing that we believe.


4. After life, where do you think you will end up?

Somewhere else. Something will happen. Something different. 


5. If you have children, would they say you are the favorite parent? Why do you think this?

I wish nothing but the best for the base fruits of my burning lust. I did the best I could with the tools I had available. What I think is irrelevant. If they think? I did my job. Favorite is just perceptual score keeping. Often flawed. Rarely reliable. Just like the other half of this equation.


6. Has anything ever happened to you that was dramatic, personal or spectacular enough to cause you to be believe in a God?

Many things. But it may not be the who of whom you are thinking. Oh the stories we tell ourselves.

Bonus: What is something you consider to be a great personal success? Why was it so significant?

Letting go. Clutching extra baggage carries unnecessary and exorbitant fees and tolls.


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