Tuesday, December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 13, 2016

Sex is life. Yes, you heard that right here at TMI Tuesday blog.
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1. Have you ever tested someone’s love for you? What did you do? Did things turn out as you expected or hoped?
No. But I have placed a few on double secret probation. But then they bake me cookie, blow me, and everything is alright again.
2. Select the answer that best fits your experience. I have dated:
a. all the wrong people
b. romantic companions that were mostly a good fit for me.

c. people that were perfect fits–loves at first sight
Then things usually go downhill quickly from there or I am in for the duration. Anywhere from three to fourteen years. Presently nearing the three year mark.

d. not all that much, I mainly have had a lot of long term relationships
3. Online dating: What is your success rate? What do you consider success?
I went on one online date. I think that is all I need to say about my success rate and satisfaction in that venue.
4. What sexual thing do you do most often that you could commit to doing everyday?
Good bad or indifferent it is always electric so I will go for being with a new woman the first time. (Inappropriate joke follows) I am looking forward to Alzheimer's.
5. What are your thoughts on love and lust?
To often it seems I am in love with one who is in lust or in lust with someone who is in love. Now about that cookie?
Bonus: Are you searching for love or are you searching for attention?
They are so very intertwined so instead of answering I will have to sit here and eat my cookie quickly because you know what's cumming next.

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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2016

TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2016

This time of year is full of family and reflection. Let’s carry that on through to TMI Tuesday, shall we?

Family & Reflection

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1. What story does your family always tell about you?
While I was driving in heavy traffic in the family mini van ex wife pulled sun visor down in front of my eyes because the sun was in hers. "What. Am I supposed to use the force to drive?" I asked. The peanut gallery in the back thought it was hilarious. The ex didn't.
2. At what age did you become an adult?
Not yet.

3. What is the most embarrassing thing you know about your parents?
I was my fathers fiftieth birthday present from my forty year old mother. Boy were they ever surprised. I think that was the last time they did that.

4. This year, what is the mot important life lesson you’ve learned?
With all the hours spent dumbing down advertising to the lowest possible denominator for the American public, we clearly did not spend enough time.

5. Describe your childhood self in 5 words. Were you happy?
Very silly solitary Commander Cody. I was as happy as any one could be with imaginary rockets strapped on my back and a bullet shaped helmet on my head.

6. Who in your family has been kindest to you?
My sister.
Bonus:  Who are you closest to or trust the most– a friend or family member?

The force. It's always with me.


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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2016

TMI TuesdayHere we go!

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1. What would you do to leave a great impression with a person on your first date?
Listen and then respond in a rational manner. Speak when apropos and then listen some more.
2. Do you usually follow your heart or your head?
I am a googly eyed romantic from way back. So what do you think? Listening now.
3. If your significant other told you to jump off a tall cliff and told you that you’ll land safely because there’s a net you can’t see yet, would you blindly trust your s.o. and jump?
I'm hoping that is a metaphorical question and not literal. Even though I have a firm grasp of comedy being the opposite of gravity, gravity does always win. Can I drop my challenging S.O. first and listen for the bounce?
4. How do you support your significant other?
I listen. Especially when she cums. She makes so many delicious sounds.
5. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel loved?
When physical touch is initiated. No need to listen the tripe I talk about.
6. What types of things or gestures/acts make you feel respected?
A nice slow full frontal kneel down loving blowjob with lots of slurping, gurgling, and gagging for me to listen to. I really respect that.
7. Can you have emotional intimacy without physical intimacy? Explain.
Why yes I can. But physical proximity is a necessary ingredient, because listening is always enhanced by eye contact. Blowjobs are too.
Bonus:  In 2016, what was your most conflicted emotional moment?
Riding public transportation at 1 am New Years Day after spending New Years Eve with a very sick S.O. Listening to the sounds of drunken revelers as well as the sound of my heart breaking over the clack and hum of a subway car was sobering
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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 15, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 15, 2016



TMI Tuesday posted, during wee hours of the morning.
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1. What shoes would  you like  to fill today?
Back when this movie was made, and my girlfriend of the time not only dressed like this but kind of looked like this; I didn't fill those shoes but often spread those shoes with her feet still in them while they hovered over my back and butt for extended periods of time in her parents basement. Some of the few times my youth was not wasted on the young me. I still do not want to fill those shoes today, but smile broadly from the recollections.

2. What is the next big dollar purchase you are planning to make?

I do not plan to create any more jobs by purchasing any big ticket items for at least the next four years. I vote with my wallet and do not wish to encourage bad voter behavior. I will purchase only what I need . No more. No less.

3. You have $100,000 to spend on friends. How would you spend it?

Rent a Villa in an emerging market country that has low invasion prospects and entertain my house guests lavishly.

4. You have $5,000 to spend on your significant  other. How would  you spend it?

On experiences. Not consumer items. Ladies choice of course which as we know changes early and often. Perhaps a surprise bauble or trinket for good measure.

5. What is your favorite waste of time ?

Watching what is now billed as Televisions New Golden Age. Long term commitment, plot driven, high budget television shows brought to you by people that want to sell you things you don't need, spending money you don't have, to impress people you don't like.
Bonus: Tell us about the most mischievous  thing you did as a kid.

Played "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" with the girl who lived across the street from me. If only I knew how my interest would blossom as she did blossomed only a few years later; I would have acted more impressed.
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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 8, 2016

TMI Tuesday: November 8, 2016

Hi folks!
As the world knows it is crazy-time with elections in the USA, on this TMI Tuesday. Today’s questions were created by Recusen and little ol’ meThere are many types of elections–student council, city government, civic club boards, union leadership, executive boards, Homeowners Associations, and more.
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Refer to any type of recent elections as you answer the following questions.
1. I think more favorably about a candidate who has family, such as a spouse and kid(s)

True or False

Other than the fact it proves at least one other person liked the candidate well enough to fuck them and has some relevance showing their willingness to take responsibility for the base fruits of their burning lust.


2. I am more likely to support a candidate who has my same religious beliefs?

True or False

People believe the strangest things. As long as they are tolerant of other people's strange beliefs and do not have the perverse and violent inclination that only they know the truth and others must convert or die; believe on you crazy cosmic muffins.


3. I am skeptical of anyone running for any type of office if they are devoutly religious.
a. I agree
b. I somewhat agree

Define "devout" and how such devotion manifests itself in said cosmic muffin candidate.

c. I disagree
4. If a candidate has a sex scandal, I will not vote for them.
a. True

b. False

Scandal schmandel. But if it was violent and non consensual that would be a scandal of a different colour.


5. If a candidate was involved in a sex scandal more than a decade ago:
a. I don’t care, it will not affect my view of the candidate

But I repeat myself when I am under stress. "Scandal schmandel. But if it was violent and non consensual that would be a scandal of a different colour. "


b. Scandal is scandal, I cannot support that candidate
c. Everyone has sex, sex is not scandalous, I don’t care about a candidate’s sex life
d. For me to be swayed by a candidate’s sex scandal it would have to be something huge, heinous and against humanity
6. I like when candidates call each other names and get into negative verbal sparring.
a. Yes – It’s exciting to know the dirt
b. No – It’s a waste of time, I learn nothing about either candidate

'Nuff said.




7. Do you vote? Why or why not?

Yeppers. Voted a week ago and my mind was made up long before that.

8. When it comes to campaign ads, which kind do you respond to:
a. Negative ads
b. Positive ads

I am well aware of the perniciousness of advertising. I would say I ignore it but our monkey brains absorb all messages and despite our best efforts all messages are given equal weight deep in our limbic system.
Can I get a "No Way!"
WAY!


9. Has a campaign ever swayed your vote?

Sure. When they outline plans and visions for what could be or should be.

10. Do you pay attention to who placed/paid for the ad?

Indeed. Quote N.W.A. "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money"



Bonus: Select all that you agree with, select as many or as few as you like.
a. U.S. Presidential campaign lasts way too long

Since the 1980's when we stopped being citizens and became consumers, our nations salespeople know the rule. A.B.C. (Always Be Campaigning)
Please make it stop already.


b. U.S. candidates for President waste a lot of money
c. 2016 U.S. Presidential Race is a steaming pile of poo!
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