TMI Tuesday: November 8, 2016

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Hi folks!

As the world knows it is crazy-time with elections in the USA, on this TMI Tuesday. Today’s questions were created by Recusen and little ol’ me. There are many types of elections–student council, city government, civic club boards, union leadership, executive boards, Homeowners Associations, and more.

Refer to any type of recent elections as you answer the following questions.

1. I think more favorably about a candidate who has family, such as a spouse and kid(s)

True or False

Other than the fact it proves at least one other person liked the candidate well enough to fuck them and has some relevance showing their willingness to take responsibility for the base fruits of their burning lust.

2. I am more likely to support a candidate who has my same religious beliefs?

True or False

People believe the strangest things. As long as they are tolerant of other people's strange beliefs and do not have the perverse and violent inclination that only they know the truth and others must convert or die; believe on you crazy cosmic muffins.

3. I am skeptical of anyone running for any type of office if they are devoutly religious.
a. I agree

b. I somewhat agree

Define "devout" and how such devotion manifests itself in said cosmic muffin candidate.

c. I disagree

4. If a candidate has a sex scandal, I will not vote for them.
a. True

b. False

Scandal schmandel. But if it was violent and non consensual that would be a scandal of a different colour.

5. If a candidate was involved in a sex scandal more than a decade ago:

a. I don’t care, it will not affect my view of the candidate

But I repeat myself when I am under stress. "Scandal schmandel. But if it was violent and non consensual that would be a scandal of a different colour. "

b. Scandal is scandal, I cannot support that candidate
c. Everyone has sex, sex is not scandalous, I don’t care about a candidate’s sex life
d. For me to be swayed by a candidate’s sex scandal it would have to be something huge, heinous and against humanity

6. I like when candidates call each other names and get into negative verbal sparring.
a. Yes – It’s exciting to know the dirt

b. No – It’s a waste of time, I learn nothing about either candidate

'Nuff said.

7. Do you vote? Why or why not?

Yeppers. Voted a week ago and my mind was made up long before that.

8. When it comes to campaign ads, which kind do you respond to:

a. Negative ads
b. Positive ads

I am well aware of the perniciousness of advertising. I would say I ignore it but our monkey brains absorb all messages and despite our best efforts all messages are given equal weight deep in our limbic system.
Can I get a "No Way!"
WAY!

9. Has a campaign ever swayed your vote?

Sure. When they outline plans and visions for what could be or should be.

10. Do you pay attention to who placed/paid for the ad?

Indeed. Quote N.W.A. "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money"

Bonus: Select all that you agree with, select as many or as few as you like.

a. U.S. Presidential campaign lasts way too long

Since the 1980's when we stopped being citizens and became consumers, our nations salespeople know the rule. A.B.C. (Always Be Campaigning)
Please make it stop already.

b. U.S. candidates for President waste a lot of money
c. 2016 U.S. Presidential Race is a steaming pile of poo!

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TMI Tuesday: October 4, 2016

Tmi Tuesday: October 4, 2016

Posted on October 3, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

TMI Tuesday time. Answer these interesting questions adapted from Red Lipstick Project’s Sexual IQ test.

1. You want to make love, but your partner says they’re too tired:

A. You’re annoyed and frustrated.
B. It’s a bummer, but you understand they’ve had a long day.

Not to mention the sexual energy build up in the delayed gratification. Being the horny little bunny that she is; a geezer like me can use a few hours off. I think she demurs on purpose because when I do deliver a load after a respite it is much more voluminous and intense. 

C. You give your partner an awkwardly long hug and say you’re happy to wait. It’s better when you’re both into it.
D. You get nervous and worried. Maybe your partner is cheating or doesn’t think you’re attractive anymore.

2. Who is having better sex? You or your best friends?

A. I am, obviously.

Now! For many years I know that wasn't the case. Making up for lost time I guess.

B. We don’t talk about our sex lives. Ever.
C. We all have our good times and bad times. We don’t usually compare.
D. My friends have all the good sex. I can’t keep up.

3. How do you feel right after sex?

A. Sweaty and ready to shower. A little gross.
B. Satisfied and energized. Ready to take on the world.
C. Calm and happy, falling asleep.

I might also add, spent, twisted, and smoking with extra sweaty and satisfied.

D. A bit let down and tired.

4. Which is better? Being a man or woman?

A. Men have it so much easier
B. Women have it so much easier
C. I’m having too much fun being me to worry about it.

But to each their own cross to bear. So taking turns baring them can be highly therapeutic.

D. Is there really much of a difference?

5. You and your partner had sex that wasn’t that good. You:

A. Don’t say anything. Everyone has an off day.
B. Complain or drop hints that things better improve.
C. Consider whether you should break up. Sex is the glue to a good relationship.
D. Discuss it immediately and see if there is anything you should be doing differently.

E. Not good sex? If the sex was consensual I find the concept "not good" null and void.

5. What advice do you wish you had when you started having sex?

A. Sex is a great thing–healthy and fun.

And the womens like it too.

B. A proper tour of the reproductive parts as errogenous zones and not from a biology point of view. Bodies are really strange and getting to know them can be awkward.
C. Sex is a beautiful thing but be careful to protect your body from STD’s and pregnancy or you won’t have as much fun.
D. Enjoy sex while you can, because it gets worse as you get older.

Bonus: What will your sex life be like when you’re 70 years old?

A. I can’t imagine having sex when I get wrinkly.
B. Probably a little sex here and there.
C. Hopefully my years of knowledge and hard work in the bedroom will pay off when I am having good sex in my 70’s.

D. Since I am having more and better sex than ever before I can only hope that the bell curve is a figment of statisticians imagination. Meanwhile, once more dear friend into the breach!

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Bwanna Notes Dei Musicale

As I pressed her sturdy five foot ten Eastern European frame against the brick wall I made one more play . My hand slowly moved up the back of her skirt hoping for a satisfying grab of her perfectly toned behind while we were making out messily on the back exterior staircase of her apartment building. All Bwanna needed to do was shake her head no. I let her skirt fall and refocused on her sweet thin lips and the slightly glazed blue passion filled eyes peering through the slit sparkly eyelids. Her pleasingly pointed nose teased my pug ugly Irish bulbous schnoz as her tongue played a arpeggio in my mouth.

In the distance a car horn was honking.

But progress was being made here and just because Reno and Joy had apparently consummated swiftly while in my parked Bonneville; I was working more retrospect prey than our lovely bundle of Joy had been that or perhaps any evening.

“I am not like Joy.” Bwanna quietly rasped in her first generation Polish purr.

“Thank goodness” I puffed as my tongue found hers again for another riff up the fingerboard of passion. Her stature and mine put all pleasing pressure points in perfect harmony. Gravity drew our intimate body parts poignantly together until her Polish progenitor called out the back screen door harshly one last time.

“I’ve must go.” she said with a final flourish of her lips, tongue, boobs, and butt. She slowly swished up the stairs leaving me with a peek of silky red pantie under her short plaid skirt. Red and grey were the colors of the tonight.I silently thanked her for keeping that Catholic school regalia and reflected with gratitude that it still almost fit her sophomore year of college body. Although it was much shorter than any nun would allow on her back in the day.

Reflection

I was driving this train. I was the conductor, engineer, and fire woman. He had lit this flame and I was stoking it up for a full speed ahead cross cuntry trip. 

1 Reflecting On His Toes

2 Reflections Two

3 To Motion Reflected

Petey's Stoopid Thought for the Day

I am thinking that woman I see on the L platform with the rug burns on her knees is someone I should get to know better.

Peteys Stoopid Thought for the Day

When the results of your actions are not what you intended, tell everyone the results were indeed what you were seeking.

Boys will be boys

"The car goes where the eyes go."~The Art of Racing in the Rain.

Talk and survey: Are we seeing the demise of guys? Philip Zimbardo on TED.com