Showing posts with label men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label men. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

TMI Tuesday: September 18, 2018

Welcome to sexy fun and playfulness at TMI Tuesday.

sexy fun, playful
1. Which animal listed below represents your true sexual self?
a. Chipmunk – cute and cuddly

b. Monkey – all about being mischievousness. I think we are all monkeys on this bus

c. Tiger – I’ve earned my stripes
2. Your partner is in the mood for sexy fun and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.

b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see… Or just have a 68 session. You do me and I'll owe you one.

c. That would never happen!
3. Which of these sexual descriptive labels closely matches you?
a. Dominant
b. Submissive
c. Top
d. Bottom

e. Switch. Definitely a ripple on the upside down lake of the void sort.

f. Kinkster
4. Would you rather have your enemy eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake getting swallowed up by earth?
Well since sharks need to eat at least some good would come from the demise of my protagonist.
5. For the next year, would you rather be dressed like a mime every day OR look normal but not be allowed to talk?
Normal? I have nothing to say about that concept. I'll get back to you on that this time next year.
Bonus: What’s the most beautiful word in the world?
Antidisestablishmentarianism or Oops. Love em both
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

TMI Tuesday: September 11, 2018

TMI Tuesday: September 11, 2018



Deja vu TMI Tuesday as these questions were originally posted November 18, 2014.

night time is the right time
Fill in the blank
1. When I can’t sleep I take you in my mind .
2. My dream bedroom would be full of your scent .
3. If I could wake up anywhere tomorrow it would be in your arms .
4. I need to hold you at night.
5. Life of never having you would truly be a nightmare.
6. Night time is the right time to lick you senseless.
Bonus: Briefly tell us about your last dream–erotic or not.

I dreamed I was sitting along side some railroad tracks. There was a bunch of us hobos doing hobo things that hobos do while siting alongside railroad tracks. One of the hobos was there with his pet tiger. A train full of cattle started passing by. These cattle were obviously going to slaughter, stuffed in the railroad cars, yet still in the open air cages. Some of the cars had carcasses already in various stages of being butchered. But the train slowed and then came to a stop right next to the tiger and us. The tiger took notice and started nipping at the cow nearest the cage bars. The cow and tiger began to get agitated. One of the train crew came along carrying what appeared to be ribs from a slaughtered cow and proceeded to open up the train car in spite of us hobos yelling not to do that seeing as how there was a tiger in the neighborhood. Well of course the tiger follows the crew member onto the train car full of cattle. Fortunately the train man got out safely but there was no stopping the tiger which began to eviscerate in very graphic detail every single cow in the car. The tiger was gleefully disemboweling a calf when I mercifully woke up.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 7, 2018

TMI Tuesday: August 7, 2018

Greetings & Salutations. Another TMI Tuesday presented today to jump-start your writing, jog your memory, and spur deep thought. It’s tricky…

1. Is falling in love effortless?
Falling in love is easy. Getting up after the fall is hard

2. Is your significant other most like your mom or your dad?
Just like both of them because all three of them are gone, gone, and gone.

3. Which parent do you identify with most?
I would have to say my father because he didn't talk to me much so I know very little about him other than he was always there.

4. What one thing are you lacking that you believe will make your life run smoother?
Who says things running smooth is good. Things running smooth for you only means someone else is taking your lumps for you.
5. Which is sexier: constantly pushing the boundaries or playing by the rules?
Rule #1. There are no rules. Rule #2. See Rule #1. Rule #3. There is no Rule #3.
Bonus: Do you think confessions make a relationship stronger?
Only if you've been caught. But try like hell not to do anything you feel the need to confess.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

TMI Tuesday: July 10, 2018

TMI Tuesday: July 10, 2018

Guess what time it is? TMI Tuesday!

Here’s looking at you. . .

1. What is the most marvelous thing you have ever seen?

I lost count when I turned seventeen. But the look on a woman's face when she comes is always a marvel.
2. Are you a starter or a finisher?

I am a finisher, but very judicious about what I start.
3. When did your heart last ‘skip a beat’? Why?

Last time she came all around me, because it was marvelous.
4. What does your perfect day look like?

I'm looking at it right now. Because it is next, and a good day today is better than what might be a perfect day tomorrow.
5. What would you call your autobiography?

He Consumed. He Eliminated. He Reproduced. He Stacked Things On Top Of Other Things. (and he was very happy to have come)
Bonus:  How does it feel to be photographed?

I hate having my soul stolen, so put the cell phone down and walk away.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Voices


Sometimes I hear a familiar voice and I look up expectantly.

Only to see a young woman.

The realization sets in that the familiar voice was long ago.

While this woman's age is right.

Mine is all wrong.

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Purveyor of paralogical compliance to verbally mediated reality, artisanal smut, with a pinch of full time flâneur tossed in to taste.