TMI Tuesday: July 3, 2018

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Posted on July 2, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Thought-provoking TMI Tuesday blog post here for your enjoyment.

Hello, we’re listening.

1. Picture the child you once were, what did that child do very well?

As a child I was always able to crawl under the radar. Even if it was a newfangled invention back then.

2. What are you really good at now?

I am presently really good at sneaking under the radar. Purely out of necessity since all radar has death rays attached to it these days despite government denials. 

3. Did you ever expect love in return and not get it?

I always try to have no expectations. I made the mistake of having expectations for returned love once. What a chump I am.

4. Who do you need to get in touch with because it has been so long?

Everyone I have not been in touch with has counted off the perfect amount of time. Still counting in all cases until the counting stops. 

5. What are your thoughts on this: “Every woman deserves her special day. I get that. But does it really have to cost so much fucking money? I mean, c’mon. If you’re serious about building a future with a guy, why bankrupt him?”

Every person deserves a special day. If it needs to cost lots of money you may have the wrong person.

Bonus: What is your number one priority?

Being part of the solution, no matter how small that contribution may be.

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TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

TMI Tuesday: June 26, 2018

Posted on June 25, 2018by TMI Tuesday blog

Heyyyy! TMI Tuesday time again.

1. Is your sex life more fantasy or reality?

It is perceptive reality with heaping side orders of frequent fantasy, receptive reverie, and highly dubious deceptive memory.

2. If you could hook-up with a past lover (with no repercussions or regret), who would it be and why? (No need to use real names just briefly describe the person and their relationship to you.)

No thank you. I will leave the past where it is.

3. You can only indulge in one of the following sex acts for the rest of your life, which would you choose to enjoy?

a. oral sex, only giving
b. 69

Mutually assured orgasm-sma-struction.

c. oral sex, only receiving
d. mutual masturbation

4. With each lover do you pay attention to what they want or do you have a repertoire that you stick to when having sex?

The way each lover and I fit together determines the repertoire. No square pegs in round holes. Not that I mind pulling a little sumthin sumthin out of my hat when a little hocus pocus is in order.

5. Do you initiate sex for healthful benefits, e.g., to sleep better or relieve pain?

Yes.

Bonus: Do you understand the clitoris?

They don't call me the clitoris whisperer for nothing. But just like snowflakes no two are the same, so I really haven't a clue. But I shall whisper sweetly at every opportunity.

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TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

TMI Tuesday: August 23, 2016

Posted on August 22, 2016by TMI Tuesday blog

It’s TMI Tuesday. Express yourself.

1. Do you want a divorce or to leave your present romantic relationship?

No. Like all romantic relationships it is a mix of joy, fear, lust, patience, preparing, consuming, consummating, cleaning, worrying, listening, watching, going, and cumming. A divorce would eliminate both the good and the bad in all those shared pursuits.

2. Do you think your relationship needs couples therapy?

We haven't hit any snags that we could not solve with our fingers lips and pleasant frictions and intimacies. I have found her very therapeutic and we are a couple so we are getting plenty of therapy on a more regular basis than I have had for a while. Therapy Schmerapy. That being said if my dear one suggested it I would go quick like a bunny. 

3. If your relationship needs fine-tuning, what would you do to tweak it?

Timing is everything. So if she could allow her orgasms to build longer and if I could cum sooner we might be more synchronous. She comes so fast and furious and often, most times when I am ready to unpack the goods, that it delays me even longer.  So we fuck on and on much to the neighbor's annoyance. 

Now I forget. Why do I want to tweak this. 

Never mind.

4. Is your relationship over or are you just in a bad phase? How long has the bad phase lasted so far?

It is never a bad phase when I am with her. We have our problems, mostly the kind we create for ourselves and inflict on each other, but the universe is a phase shifter so if we don't like this phase just check back in an hour. 

Something will happen. Something different.

5. What kind of relationship do you envision will make you happy?

Why the perfect one of course. Blow jobs on demand and my house in a constant state of order and cleanliness. Batting 500 is good in Major League Relationships, so I am as happy as a pig in fecal material.

6. Are you seeing someone new?

Yes I am. Even though we have been lovers for two years every time we embrace it is new. I have known this sweet person almost all my life. When I hold her it is like holding the college student, the young woman, the married lady, the determined divorcee, the professional insurance professional, the wild punk rock party girl, the horny vixen, the animal lover, and the most generous woman I know all rolled into my arms as the beautiful blond package I adore. Every now with her is new and every now is special.

Bonus: What major regret do you have so far in your life? Is it too late to change it?

I would have opened my eyes and really noticed what was going on all around me every second sooner.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

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